***Best Rap Verse of All Time: Nominations***

[thatpfunk]

Sequels way past math to drop techs on future prospects
Never got toys like Christmas in the projects
Your rock sets is play, this dude braggin' you aint famous
Tighter than vacuums and gets looser than faggots anus
Doper emcees non-existent like RuPaul's c!it is
Cant tell if your dick or pussy like topless infants
Couldn't spit sick 'ish kid lickin' your cold sores
And leave you scared to drop sh!t like school stalls with no doors
Wonder how this b!tch whispers thunder sounds
Your fly like crippled Ostrich's, I scare heads underground
And break it down like midget B-boys screamin' mathematics
When style switches faster than faggots rockin' their thongs backwards
Ask if I'll kill your career with one verse
You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first
He's a pussy on the low don't fvck with Philippine cuisine
Deeper than Mexican philosophy and Chevy submarines
What's he mean? I think he means your whack B,
In fact I'm harder to catch than hailin' taxis with black peeps
Get in your ass so fast sh!t scabs when the cops come
Guilty as charged blowin' minds like yayo with shotguns
Hold nuts like padded rooms whack raps cant plead insanity
Just cause I stand over you don't mean you understand me
Man please I'm way to fvckin' dope to be this humble
And knock you out the frame like Christmas pictures with your drunk uncle
Like fvck Qwel, and his whole team those irrelevant flows
I'm diggin' in the crates and they diggin on telephone poles
Hope I might choke, youre as whack as you white jokes
The only cat to drop lines on tight ropes
b!tch can't even respond, what can he say
Cause after the battle he's more like yo I ain't wanna win anyway
And Qwel ain't sh!t, like I ain't lose, he ain't even rappin' right
Damn right I'm an a$$hole, you pussies ain't even half as tight
To and fro, fluid flow you know I'm splittin' speakers
Try pressin' promos on boomerangs them sh!ts is cheaper.