What is the most annoying thing at a poker table?

[KampfHase]

This time, you may choose 3.
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If your most annoying thing at a poker table is not listed, let us know by telling us in a quick reply.

[KamiKatze]

I have absolute(ly) (Poker) no problem with cheating.

[carnivalhobo]

masturbation under the table

[KampfHase]

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masturbation under the table

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LOL
It's true, though. In "Poker Nation" it is mentioned that you can actually masturbate under the table without anyone noticing it.
Should have added that one... damned! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[startrak]

people not paying attention, dealer mistakes and why are you doing this?

[Andy.713]

People wearing Sun Glasses while giving advice at a $1/$2 table. Ugh so many people like this at barona and sycuan.

[Astyanax]

People saying

1. If I get another one I'm all in.
2. Stop straddling
3. L-O-L

nice poll.

[Diana Ross Fan]

The most irritating advice I heard last week was one guy at my 4-8 game advising opponents to read SSHE. How could I get him to STFU?

[KampfHase]

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why are you doing this?

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Out of boredom and for fun.
Why does it bother you? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Luckboxxx]

The most annoying to me, were stare-downs on 2-4 limit tables. Some [censored] would stare at a player for like two minutes before putting $4 in a $40 pot.