This could definitely go pear shaped.

[LOL_MODS]

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obviously she didn't say bring drugs she just sent that unclear message above to my phone, but it sounds a little bit shady, but then it could be completely innocent.

yes and the question is what could she possibly need brought from australia to china that china doesn't already have.

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people with round eyes ldo

[neuroman]

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obviously she didn't say bring drugs she just sent that unclear message above to my phone, but it sounds a little bit shady, but then it could be completely innocent.

yes and the question is what could she possibly need brought from australia to china that china doesn't already have.

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Tim-Tams, LDO

[Himself]

She doesn't actually live with her parents does she?

[4_2_it]

Maybe she has a craving for

[King Spew]

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i'm even considering bringing her is a tripple headed dildo .....

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Two for her.

The other for you, I suppose.

[fuzzwonder]

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she is looking out for you;
her family would prolly unapproved of you if you cam empty handed.

It is not like America, where generosity, and manners go unnoticed...

Now go go go and write a TR.

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manners, like NOT BEGGING FOR DRUGS

[imitation]

bump, fly out in 7hours back on the 29th of November, hopefully I can provide some entertaining stories.

[THEOSU]

good luck with the sexing and the avoiding of chinese prisons and what not.

[smokingrobot]

i think you're jumping to conclusions that its drug related... i cant imagine that you couldnt get something in china that you can only get in australia.

[adanthar]

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JESUS CHRIST SHE WANTS YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS INTO HER VAGINA. MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR PENIS WITH YOU. SHE'S REMINDING YOU BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED IN THESE SORTS OF THINGS.

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it's pretty impressive just how much this thread smells of virgin