My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[commish223]

Growing a set of balls would remedy this entire situation.

[egocidal]

piss on her everytime she falls asleep there, then leave her a note saying BTCH IM CUTER

[uppner]

Hey, what happened?

[supafrey]

I don't get why dealing with this issue is so complex... Go Hammurabi on her ass:

1) Everytime you see her, refer to her by a minimum of three or four of the "Big Ten" swear words. When a girl is referred to as s-y f'in c-bag about 30 times on a daily basis (emphasized with a touch of anger and hatred in your voice, obv), she'll get the hint.

2) Piss on every possession that she brings into your house but loses track of for more than 5 minutes.

[SuperUberBob]

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Anyway, I realized after about the 1st week that this year was going to be another scum horror show. She woke up at like 7 AM to go to work, and would literally slam [censored] that was in her way. I seriously think she was trying to be loud. Bedroom door = SLAM. Apt door = SLIZAMMMMMM!!

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LDO

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So. What do I do about this? For starters, I signed a lease saying that we were not allowed to have guests stay overnight for extended periods of time. That's a plus in my favor.

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Tell your friend point blank that if she doesn't leave the apartment, you'll tell the owners that you have a guest staying on a permanent basis. If he doesn't, follow through.

Until then, safeguard your possessions with your life and always lock the door whenever you're not in it. Always! And of course, keep all of your valuables in your room and nowhere else.

Worst case scenario:

[SuperUberBob]

Roommate with lathe in apartment

[yellowjack]

updateeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[SuperUberBob]

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updateeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Scum pissed on his lap top ldo

[fredd-bird]

UPDATE: OP got drunk and [censored] Scum, she's now pregnant with OP's kid.

[traz]

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UPDATE: OP got drunk and [censored] Scum, she's now pregnant with OP's kid.

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OP is on the run