Official September [censor'd] thread.

[Soulman]

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This tilts me more than anything in poker, and it's not close:
"Dealer: observer chat has been temporarily suspended while we make improvements. Please join a table to chat."

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I take it back, it's mofos who resteal like crazy and have the deck [censored] SLAP THEM IN THE FACE CONSTANTLY and when you finally get it in against them, they of course have a monster. I mean, pokah is ridiculously easy right? [censored] [censored] [censored] whore son [censored].

[cappla011]

i am so good at the stuper!

raise button AQ to 80, tilting stack shoves for 1.5k, I call, he flips A5, flop is A 5 x, it holds. Then this get AA all in on turn against flush draw, it hits, hooray never making it to first break in stuper ever again.

[ZJ123]

nh sir

Full Tilt Poker Game #3493901634: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (26169995), Table 15 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:27:53 ET - 2007/09/07
Seat 1: Dabadestchic (27,165)
Seat 2: carbonmonoxide (2,600)
Seat 3: gmkis (19,693)
Seat 5: charder30 (16,398)
Seat 6: tbone1019 (4,040)
Seat 7: julessc87 (19,070)
Seat 8: TrueBet (13,045)
Seat 9: ftv fan (11,550)
Dabadestchic antes 25
carbonmonoxide antes 25
gmkis antes 25
charder30 antes 25
tbone1019 antes 25
julessc87 antes 25
TrueBet antes 25
ftv fan antes 25
gmkis posts the small blind of 120
charder30 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Ah]
tbone1019 has 15 seconds left to act
tbone1019 folds
julessc87 folds
TrueBet has 15 seconds left to act
TrueBet folds
ftv fan folds
Dabadestchic folds
carbonmonoxide folds
gmkis raises to 920
charder30 has 15 seconds left to act
charder30 raises to 2,667
gmkis raises to 19,668, and is all in
charder30 calls 13,706, and is all in
gmkis shows [Js Qs]
charder30 shows [As Ah]
Uncalled bet of 3,295 returned to gmkis
*** FLOP *** [Qc 9s Jd]
*** TURN *** [Qc 9s Jd] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9s Jd 6c] [Kc]
gmkis shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
charder30 shows a pair of Aces
gmkis wins the pot (32,946) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
charder30 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32,946 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc 9s Jd 6c Kc]
Seat 1: Dabadestchic folded before the Flop
Seat 2: carbonmonoxide (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: gmkis (small blind) showed [Js Qs] and won (32,946) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: charder30 (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: tbone1019 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: julessc87 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: TrueBet folded before the Flop
Seat 9: ftv fan folded before the Flop

[rage4dorder]

have $109 fo's always had plays like this?... I have no idea how the hell this happened

PokerStars Game #11934705293: Tournament #59855159, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/08 - 01:26:42 (ET)
Table '59855159 36' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: psych0chick (6100 in chips)
Seat 2: Boo661 (5210 in chips)
Seat 3: rage4dorder (3050 in chips)
Seat 4: Xpugn0 (3480 in chips)
Seat 5: chip_diddler (1585 in chips)
Seat 6: swineline (4360 in chips)
Seat 7: COOKIE&LULU (4525 in chips)
Seat 8: kilroy_11 (2890 in chips)
Seat 9: pool_shark_1 (1550 in chips)
rage4dorder: posts small blind 15
Xpugn0: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rage4dorder [Ah 7h]
chip_diddler: raises 60 to 90
swineline: folds
COOKIE&LULU: folds
kilroy_11: folds
pool_shark_1: folds
psych0chick: folds
Boo661: folds
rage4dorder: calls 75
Xpugn0: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 5c 6h]
rage4dorder: checks
chip_diddler: bets 180
rage4dorder: calls 180
*** TURN *** [2h 5c 6h] [7s]
rage4dorder: bets 1620
chip_diddler: calls 1315 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [2h 5c 6h 7s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rage4dorder: shows [Ah 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
chip_diddler: shows [Tc 8c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
chip_diddler collected 3200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3200 | Rake 0
Board [2h 5c 6h 7s 4s]
Seat 1: psych0chick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Boo661 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rage4dorder (small blind) showed [Ah 7h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: Xpugn0 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: chip_diddler showed [Tc 8c] and won (3200) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 6: swineline folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: COOKIE&LULU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: kilroy_11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: pool_shark_1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ShowUthExit]

im so fkn sick of fkn poker... i had my best cash ever like 3 weeks ago. so i upped my volume and have been running like dogsht ever since. seriously.. to the guys who play high volume... dyou take KK<AA at least once per night? dyou get sucked out on at least like 10X a night? this is just so fkn incredible. The one final tbl I have made in like 2 weeks is the fkn biggest field ive played and it was a 10 cent entry, 50cent rebuy.. its like ftp and UB, Stars are fkn mocking me.... how do u deal with this much crap, i dont think i can do it, seriously if i have a good score in th next few days it will just bring me back to even... im so sick

needed to get that out, not like it helped

gl all

[whitcolumn]

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im so fkn sick of fkn poker... i had my best cash ever like 3 weeks ago. so i upped my volume and have been running like dogsht ever since. seriously.. to the guys who play high volume... dyou take KK<AA at least once per night? dyou get sucked out on at least like 10X a night? this is just so fkn incredible. The one final tbl I have made in like 2 weeks is the fkn biggest field ive played and it was a 10 cent entry, 50cent rebuy.. its like ftp and UB, Stars are fkn mocking me.... how do u deal with this much crap, i dont think i can do it, seriously if i have a good score in th next few days it will just bring me back to even... im so sick

needed to get that out, not like it helped

gl all

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Story of my life lately... and I play very low volume.

Also, is September that bad a month the the [censored] september thread has twice as many views as the $T/$W marketplace?

[mrjetguy]

People talk about how tough the sites are getting, then I play some mtts and laugh. That is all.

[mrjetguy]

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http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8414/ballaon9.jpg


so today was my first day of multisiting, basically <3 <3 <3 multisiting, I cannot wait till my dell 30" for Ill actually be able to play some more tables, i was running out of space very fast and just had to squash some tables, and full tilt is hard enough to read resized =/ im just so competitive i guess.

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pretty sick

[dmk]

i guarantee i'm running worse than any of you can possibly imagine

[ASPoker8]

How To Bust The Fuper In 2 Hands:


Full Tilt Poker Game #3504409079: $55,000 Guarantee (25997515), Table 3 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:18:26 ET - 2007/09/08
Seat 2: LIAandTONYsDAD (15,900)
Seat 3: aka_advanced (4,565)
Seat 4: whambamtysir (5,415)
Seat 5: ChrisMunyTaker (3,531)
Seat 6: katodik (1,712)
Seat 7: ProbBluffingYou (6,165)
Seat 8: 3nvyM3 (8,191)
Seat 9: jballer88 (2,975)
LIAandTONYsDAD antes 25
aka_advanced antes 25
whambamtysir antes 25
ChrisMunyTaker antes 25
katodik antes 25
ProbBluffingYou antes 25
3nvyM3 antes 25
jballer88 antes 25
katodik posts the small blind of 120
ProbBluffingYou posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ProbBluffingYou [8d 9d]
3nvyM3 folds
jballer88 folds
LIAandTONYsDAD folds
aka_advanced folds
whambamtysir folds
ChrisMunyTaker folds
katodik raises to 1,687, and is all in
ProbBluffingYou calls 1,447
katodik shows [6d 8h]
ProbBluffingYou shows [8d 9d]
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3d Ah]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3d Ah] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3d Ah Ac] [6c]


Full Tilt Poker Game #3504427380: $55,000 Guarantee (25997515), Table 29 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:20:19 ET - 2007/09/08
Seat 1: Frani (3,146)
Seat 2: IrishJWH (7,365)
Seat 3: stpauli111 (1,476)
Seat 4: ZonaRounder (23,776)
Seat 5: guffagirl (14,707)
Seat 6: BEAN924 (25,277)
Seat 7: donkeybrane (3,860)
Seat 8: ProbBluffingYou (4,283)
Seat 9: aragon (13,334)
Frani antes 25
IrishJWH antes 25
stpauli111 antes 25
ZonaRounder antes 25
guffagirl antes 25
BEAN924 antes 25
donkeybrane antes 25
ProbBluffingYou antes 25
aragon antes 25
ZonaRounder posts the small blind of 120
guffagirl posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ProbBluffingYou [Kd Ks]
BEAN924 folds
donkeybrane folds
ProbBluffingYou has 15 seconds left to act
ProbBluffingYou raises to 720
aragon folds
Frani folds
IrishJWH folds
stpauli111 folds
ZonaRounder folds
guffagirl calls 480
*** FLOP *** [5d Jd 8c]
guffagirl checks
ProbBluffingYou bets 999
guffagirl calls 999
*** TURN *** [5d Jd 8c] [2h]
guffagirl bets 2,600
ProbBluffingYou calls 2,539, and is all in
guffagirl shows [6c 7c]
ProbBluffingYou shows [Kd Ks]
Uncalled bet of 61 returned to guffagirl
*** RIVER *** [5d Jd 8c 2h] [4h]