** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[soah]

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no rly, all you have to do is stick your money in the pot. unless I've flopped quads, you'll get there. 43s on K22 flop? make sure to call 1/3 of your stack oop to catch those runners. have ace high against my better ace high + flush draw? no problem, you'll catch your offsuit kicker on the turn and then the ace on the river so that you can get another bet from me. and if I EVER check a flop for pot control or just call your bluff-checkraise, you'll pair up on the turn.

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SHIP IT! -7BI tonight. Take that variance.

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-9.5

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Okay you win. Yours is probably like 9.5k or more. Mine is $175

Still makes me wonder whether I know how to play poker or not.

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it was 1/2 and 2/4

I only moved up to 2/4 to chase my losses. good plan I guess.

for the rest of the week I'm just gonna grind to make myself feel better. just play fr where there's like, no variance. comparatively

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1/2? WTF?

You're profitable at 5/10. Why you gotta invade my monies?

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you play HU?

[Mike Kelley]

I thought KK was supposed to be goot.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($6.30)
UTG ($25)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($29.70)</font>
MP2 ($56.95)
CO ($24.15)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($7.95)</font>
SB ($35.55)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($3.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $6.95</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $3.95.

Turn: ($17) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $17

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh Ks (one pair, kings).
Button has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Button wins $17. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">BB ($18.05)</font>
UTG ($7.10)
UTG+1 ($27.95)
MP1 ($4.30)
MP2 ($25.70)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($37.65)</font>
CO ($4.50)
Button ($22)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($8.80)</font>

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $0.25, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $1.40, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $18.05</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, Hero calls $16.55, SB calls $7.30 (All-In).

Flop: ($26.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($26.90) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($26.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $45.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8h 9h (one pair, twos).
BB has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and twos).
Hero has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $45.40. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP3 ($14.10)
CO ($23.65)
Button ($24.20)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($11.95)</font>
BB ($10.40)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($25)</font>
UTG+1 ($10.35)
MP1 ($12.75)
MP2 ($14.45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $1, SB calls $0.90, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($4.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, MP2 folds, Button folds, SB calls $4.

Turn: ($16.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5.75</font>, SB calls $4.95 (All-In).

River: ($26.15) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $26.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ad Qs (one pair, aces).
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $26.15. Hero wins $0.80. </font>

[coordi]

Yea I think you have the same voodoo as me mike. Hopefully your still taking advantage of enough donks to not lose a significant amout of money.

Whats your stars sn?

[Mike Kelley]

I'm embarassed to say since I've been tapping on the aquarium glass the past 2 days.

[Raised2Win]

I need a [censored] hug seriously . Just perfect setup after this guy just wont let go his JJ being this deep, BUT YEAh river turns everything around




2.00/4.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - Monday, September 03, 2007 11:25:40 PM
Table TH 707 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: Phuket (1647.14)
Seat 2: Tiltaren (454.12)
Seat 3: Hero (1116.40)
Seat 4: POKMaster (547.56)
Seat 5: LEOADOLPH (443.40)
Tiltaren post SB 2.00
Hero post BB 4.00
** Deal **
Phuket [N/A, N/A]
Tiltaren [N/A, N/A]
Hero [Kh, Ac]
POKMaster [N/A, N/A]
LEOADOLPH [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
POKMaster Fold
LEOADOLPH Call 4.00
Phuket Raise to 20.00
Tiltaren Fold
Hero Raise to 66.00
LEOADOLPH Fold
Phuket Raise to 172.00
Hero Raise to 339.00
Phuket Call 339.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [10h, Js, Qd]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
Hero Bet 222.00
Phuket All-in 1308.14
Hero All-in 777.40
*** Turn(Board): *** : [10h, Js, Qd, 2d]
*** River(Board): *** : [10h, Js, Qd, 2d, 10s]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 2235.80
Phuket [Jd, Jc] Full house Win: 2235.80
Tiltaren Fold Win: 0.00
Hero [Kh, Ac] Ace high straight Win: 0.00
POKMaster Fold Win: 0.00
LEOADOLPH Fold Win: 0.00

[grouchie]

ughh, that's brutal.

[coordi]

flopping the nut straight normally means you get boated on the river. Unless you dont stack off.

[the_main]

full ring world series?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11935783

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