SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[Jay Riall]

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I think I'm running worse than I ever have. Had like 2k on a 1/2 hu table last night, but ended up stuck for the night uggh..

On an unrelated note, what do you guys think is a fast way to accumulate VPPs on Stars? I need to get about 1600 in the next 2 days, but don't feel like playing 7k hands of HU.

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Sngs are the fastest.

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Yeah and you'd have to be retarded to not be decently +EV in them up to about the $109 level probably.

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Yeah and you'd have to be retarded to not be decently +EV in them up to about the $109 level probably.

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You really have been away for a long time haven't you?

[Jay Riall]

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Yeah and you'd have to be retarded to not be decently +EV in them up to about the $109 level probably.

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You really have been away for a long time haven't you?

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hahah yeah. Could I beat the $55s these days?

[Imrahil]

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Over the course of this week I have discovered an infallable way to beat online poker consistently. As of right now I can see no flaws in this plan whatsoever. I play every day (except when I'm drunk hungover) and I play for however long it takes me to make 2 buyins at the stakes I am playing that day. I never stop if I am below +2 buyins, but I will sometimes play over this if I am feeling adventurous. At this workrate I will make 10 or more buyins a week (2 days off for drinking/hanging), so a minimum of 40 buyins a month ($8k at 200NL, but this will be more because I mix a fair bit of 400NL into this aswell). Foolproof imo!!!

Edit : sample size of a week soo far and it works a treat!

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The only problem is that you play more when you're stuck and play less when you're running good.

[keikiwai]

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Over the course of this week I have discovered an infallable way to beat online poker consistently. As of right now I can see no flaws in this plan whatsoever. I play every day (except when I'm drunk hungover) and I play for however long it takes me to make 2 buyins at the stakes I am playing that day. I never stop if I am below +2 buyins, but I will sometimes play over this if I am feeling adventurous. At this workrate I will make 10 or more buyins a week (2 days off for drinking/hanging), so a minimum of 40 buyins a month ($8k at 200NL, but this will be more because I mix a fair bit of 400NL into this aswell). Foolproof imo!!!

Edit : sample size of a week soo far and it works a treat!

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The only problem is that you play more when you're stuck and play less when you're running good.

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lol, yeah, this is absolutely hideous

you should play x number of hands

or you should play x number of hands, but if you feel that you're playing hawt you should play more

or you should play x number of hands, but if you feel you cannot concentrate you should play less

basically the opposite of your plan

gl though

[keikiwai]

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I think I'm running worse than I ever have. Had like 2k on a 1/2 hu table last night, but ended up stuck for the night uggh..

On an unrelated note, what do you guys think is a fast way to accumulate VPPs on Stars? I need to get about 1600 in the next 2 days, but don't feel like playing 7k hands of HU.

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i've accumulated 1K vpps at 100nl 6max (only 4 to 6 tabling) in 1 day of play (tbh i may have had 200nl mixed in, but nothing higher than that for 100% sure)

so if you play higher i'm sure you can do 1600 in one day of play no problems

edit: or if you want the easy solution, pm leatherass and have him play on your account..... he can do 10k a day [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Jay Riall]

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Over the course of this week I have discovered an infallable way to beat online poker consistently. As of right now I can see no flaws in this plan whatsoever. I play every day (except when I'm drunk hungover) and I play for however long it takes me to make 2 buyins at the stakes I am playing that day. I never stop if I am below +2 buyins, but I will sometimes play over this if I am feeling adventurous. At this workrate I will make 10 or more buyins a week (2 days off for drinking/hanging), so a minimum of 40 buyins a month ($8k at 200NL, but this will be more because I mix a fair bit of 400NL into this aswell). Foolproof imo!!!

Edit : sample size of a week soo far and it works a treat!

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The only problem is that you play more when you're stuck and play less when you're running good.

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lol, yeah, this is absolutely hideous

you should play x number of hands

or you should play x number of hands, but if you feel that you're playing hawt you should play more

or you should play x number of hands, but if you feel you cannot concentrate you should play less

basically the opposite of your plan

gl though

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how was it not obvious that I was joking about it being a good idea?

[thac]

Update:

I told her that it seems like we're being only friends, and we're growing apart after only a year so it will be bad in 3-4 years undoubtedly. She had to go to class but we're gonna talk about it afterwards.

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thac,
life thread.

[thac]

Oh yeah, forgot. Sorry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]