went to see a "massage therapist" the other day (possibly NSFW)

[agent_fish]

umm...either one will be fine?

[namknils]

Don't do it! This seems insane to me.

But I would also tell you not to use (is that the right word?) hookers, and not to do coke, so maybe you don't wan't my advice.

[Leaky Eye]

You have the option to make a coke whore your [censored] buddy. If you want a coke whore [censored] buddy then I guess you should go for it.

Most people do not want one.

[shemp]

Well. It doesn't sound like the kind of story that has a happy ending. hmmm. come to think of it...

[WackityWhiz]

I hear coke-heads make good company How experienced would you want your spouse to be?

[highlife]

the obvious answer is to slap this bitch around and become her pimp. then she starts paying for YOUR coke.

[Boris]

yea bro, it's all fun and games until she shows up at your place of work with a shorty in tow and a sob story of how she needs to move in with you. Trust me man. Life ain't always a box of chocolates.

[nation]

I'd be interested in how she responds when you stop bringing drugs. Also, tell us the contents of your correspondence so we can accurately gauge her interest level.

[ski]

It sounds like you should be able to get a decent ammount of freaky hooker sex out of this and meet some freaky hooker fiends.

Anything more than that is a bad idea IMO. Dominic had a great post (or many) on freaky porn sex that made me think dating a hooker could be a good idea. I doubt I ever will though.

[Dids]

Yet another brag thread posing as a question.