Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[solids]

A banana and a vibrator and sitting on a table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says, "What are you shaking for? They're gonna EAT me."

[orange parrott]

what's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?


<font color="white"> </font> not being a retard.

[TripleH68]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowthrower?









Buy her a shovel.

[pokerbobo]

A pedophile pulls his car up next to an eight year old boy and says "hey kid, if you come in my car I'll give you a piece of candy"

The kid looks at him and says "gimme the whole bag, I'll come on your face."

[WiredSevens]

Why is 7 the most feared number?

Well, because seven eight nine.

[doormat]

City slicker visits his cousin in the country, says "what do you do for fun here"? Farmer says, "We usually go down to the pen and have sex with a pig".

City slicker thinks it over, says "why not". Afterwards he says to the farmer, "I really didn't like that at all". Farmer says, "no wonder, you picked the ugliest one".

[supafrey]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his drinking is tearing his family apart. HA!

[NoPoHustler]

What can you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she obv doesn't listen.

or (to stay on theme)

Did you know (insert your states name here) has 200,000 battered women in it?

And all this time I have been eating mine raw...

after telling both get punched by closest woman.

[sledghammer]

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

<font color="white"> It depends how hard you throw 'em. </font>

What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?

<font color="white">Tortilla chips. </font>

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


<font color="white"> Cause she's a woman. </font>

[Zoelef]

A priest, a rabbi, and a doctor all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and groans "Oh geez, not you guys again."