worst sexual experience you've ever had

[Grey]

Come on Tuff Fish- just one story?

[silvermark]

Tuff Tuff Tuff Tuff ...

[Dave Coulier]

Why do you have to be a [censored]-tease Tuff Fish. You get our hopes up, then you dash them just like a woman would. I expected better of my fellow man. Shame on you.

[BowToYourSensei]

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I really have my doubts that BTYS has ever kissed a girl. I mean this guy is off of 2+2 like 3 hours of the day, come on dude.

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ignoring your incessant trolling of me, your logic is completely inexcusable.

sex is like poker. anyone can avoid busto if they play within their roll.

you're ugly? that's fine. there are plenty of ugly women who put out that you could probably hook up with. granted, like poker, you'll inevitably take some high risk shots, but you can still play within your means.

and in case you're busto? that's fine. in poker there are freerolls. with sex there's hookers.

[LionelHutz00]

plz tuff plz plz plz

[Dangeresque]

In the navy... you can sail the seven seas...

[goofyballer]

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hudge brag: she was a ginger

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Don't slight the gingers yo.

[Tuff_Fish]

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Come on Tuff Fish- just one story?

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... so we were walking down Pike street and a couple of her friends came out of a sleazy SRO hotel and said they weren't going to be needing the room anymore.......


.... it was just getting daylight when I woke up/came to.

I looked over and beheld what was arguably the ugliest young woman I had ever seen. She was brown of skin, not very fat, slightly chunky, but so ugly........

There was a half full bottle of Boones Farm apple wine sitting on the ledge outside the window. It had snowed and the wine was really cold.

The wine was soon gone, and I was soon gone too, wobbling, but making headway.

................... Sometimes it is best not to remember.


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Tuff

[esspo]

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im laying down in my bed completely ignoring her just thinking to myself 'prob not gonna bang her again...'

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Youth is wasted on the wrong people...

All you had to do was look in her eyes and tell her a lie.

[Lord_Strife]

Yay! Tuff delievers