worst sexual experience you've ever had

[SNOWBALL]

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also, having your dick bit a little bit pwns.

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Yeah, I've had a bunch of different girls do this, and I've never bled.

I think OP was the victim of a girl's version of the dirty sanchez, and she prob bragged about it afterwards to all her friends. No way she didn't do this on purpose.

[tarheeljks]

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first a poker hand to keep this thread kosher

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ah Jc]
dukeofearle: calls 20
bighough: folds
Vlohriz: folds
vasky: folds
Kingski: calls 20
Edje62: calls 20
ifoundnemo23: raises 100 to 120
P4ter: folds
TorBamsen: folds
dukeofearle: calls 100
Kingski: folds
Edje62: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
dukeofearle: checks
Edje62: bets 200
ifoundnemo23: raises 900 to 1100 and is all-in
dukeofearle: calls 1100
Edje62: folds
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts 8c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dukeofearle: shows [9d 8h] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Tens)
dukeofearle collected 2810 from pot

lol donkaments

anyway, got blown by a girl who had never given head before. she bit on my dick. it hurt real bad. then it bled. a lot.

in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, and while [censored] her whisper in her ear "i have aids"

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[demon102]

OK I have to set up the story a bit, me and my boy would chill with this chick and get her high at my house everyday after school back when I was in high school. ( the chick's family is from the middle east and are very traditional) One day her mom comes banging on my day and yelling like crazy and my boy answers the door and she just storms past him up to my room where we are chilling. It turns into a big mess where shes yelling that she is gonna call the cops on me and I tell her to leave my house.

Fast foward about a month and me and the chick were starting to have the sexy time, so IM in her for like a minute and she freaks out saying that she thinks she hears her mom yelling for her and freaks out and leaves. Im just left there like wtf?

she had a kid a while after that and still comes around but is beat looking now, just the weirdest thing ever that happened to me

[Zaid_Ahmed]

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in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

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joke or not, you're just a [censored] idiot

[BowToYourSensei]

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in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

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joke or not, you're just a [censored] idiot

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i disagree

[Dan87]

this one time i forgot that i was making turkey hands out of construction paper and had glue on my hand still

oh noes!

[NU Star]

Even if you dick was bleeding and you were [censored] a girl, isn't it still pretty unlikely that you'd give her AIDS?

[dkgojackets]

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in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

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joke or not, you're just a [censored] genius

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[nycplayer]

Not sure I want to go into detail, but it involved, in order: struggling with the condom, me losing my erection, her crying, me getting it up again, me losing my virginity, a tattered condom, and a pregnancy.

In retrospect, I played every street badly and got bad-beat too.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

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Not many of us have experience sucking on dick like you would Dan

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If you know what good head is and you know what bad head is, can you figure out the difference? Can you show her the difference on her finger?

Im not a gimmic account unless my whole life is a gimmic account