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Old 07-24-2007, 11:47 PM
Hollywood78 Hollywood78 is offline
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you and I fart in your general direction!*

*ripped from one of the funniest movies evar....
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:49 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you and I fart in your general direction!*

*ripped from one of the funniest movies evar....

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THANKS FOR THE DISCLAIMER
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:54 PM
Dranoel Dranoel is offline
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Father's Day must be a bitch to you when there are so many possible candidates:

[ ] Milkman
[ ] Pizza Delivery Boy
[ ] Inbreed Cousin
[ ] Combined Sperm from Football Team
[ ] Neighbor's German Sheppard



Good News: Murray Povich wants to book you on his show!
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:55 PM
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your moma
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:04 AM
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Have some copypasta.

I am having trouble even typing this due to the trembling rage with which I am overcome everytime I even hear mention of your name. Simply by being on the same plane of existence as you, I am worse by association. Your presence induces a feverish malady in me. Would that I could somehow travel back in time and change the course of history so that I was never born, just so that I would not have the displeasure, the absolute disgust, of existing in a universe in which you also exist. Alas, I shall have to settle for your immediate suicide. That having been said, please make all of the cosmos a slightly better place by ensuring us that your festering corpse will not make as much a mockery of it as your living form. Please save the universe. Please, by the limited grace of whatever god that has erroneously allowed you to exist, kill yourself immediately.
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:10 AM
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u r a suXXXXious [CENSORED]
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:15 AM
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I can't believe a sperm was wasted on you
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:25 AM
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I think u mean "you're an inspiration for birth control"?
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:27 AM
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you are approximately as good at making threads as fgators is at playing poker
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:29 AM
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
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