Beat - I live in Poland - Page 2

Poker monkey · #11 07-20-2007, 07:21 PM

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ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me

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Polska · #12 07-20-2007, 07:22 PM

I'm Polish so I am always drunk!

You might think I joke but my friend Piotrek, his father drank his aftershave because they don't give him money for vodka. he will do crazy things for few dollars.

I live in an old block in a city an hour from Poznan, many alcoholic, many poor people, many nice girls. I can fix things for dollars.

I can post pictures and more.

ImsaKidd · #13 07-20-2007, 07:22 PM

Do you just have a camera or can you record yourself doing things?

If you poop in a bag and write "CHOO CHOO" on it, i'll give you $5.

If you spell out "CHOO CHOO" in poop (by smearing it around or something), i'll give you $10.

Payments will be on stars obv.

fees · #14 07-20-2007, 07:25 PM

20 pictures of 2 attractive or better polish girls doing all sorts of things to each other without clothes.. I love to support a good cause

Polska · #15 07-20-2007, 07:26 PM

i have digital camera. I think it has video too.

$20 for most of you is probably price of dinner but here it is a lot of money.

If you give me list I will fix many things for tomorrow. I have friend alcoholic, girls, boys. I play poker but am not good yet.

I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

Polska · #16 07-20-2007, 07:31 PM

This is my neigbours

Rolen · #17 07-20-2007, 07:41 PM

Paint 'Hitler is the man' in giant letters on your house and take pics and i'll transfer $30

ImsaKidd · #18 07-20-2007, 07:42 PM

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I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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RiverMeTimber · #19 07-20-2007, 07:45 PM

why do you need $20 a day to live? That is twice as much as you said you make in a month, working 160 hrs.

Polska · #20 07-20-2007, 07:47 PM

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I will tell you about "magic carpet" technique for going poo in east european toilet

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Ok so I will take photo tomorrow.

East European toilet have a ledge that your poo rests on but it is exposed to air and smells bad in the air and leave bad stains.

If you make "magic carpet" from 4 sheets toiet paper and lay it on the ledge it captures your poo and when you flush it flies it off to magic kingdom of sewer.

I can take photos of this but if I eat too much cabbage or Bigos it can be a little disaster because carpet is not big enough.