Official JULY Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Cumulonimbus]

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i should prob stop smoking while i play.


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preposterous!

[Colombo]

damn. Went on super tilt today and lost 3k during my shot at 3/6. Proceeded to jump to 10/20 where I lost 2k. Lost another $300 from 2/4. Blehhhh. Luckily I went to the HU games, won 3 $200s, and then saw a no-name waiting in a $2,000 HU. I obviously sat.

Some hands:


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t1490)
Button (t1510)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t40</font>, Hero calls t20.

Flop: (t80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets t340</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1450</font>, Button folds.

Final Pot: t1870


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t1670)
BB (t1330)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t40</font>, BB calls t20.

Flop: (t80) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t60</font>, BB calls t60.

Turn: (t200) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (t200) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t480</font>, Hero calls t480.

Final Pot: t1160


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t2070)
BB (t930)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t40</font>, BB calls t20.

Flop: (t80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (t80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t220</font>, Hero calls t220.

River: (t520) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t670 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t670.

Final Pot: t1860

I forgot results but he had air each time

holla! Still down like 2.9k though! fkkkkk

[Jeffmet3]

as an fyi, playing a game where you shoot each other with BB guns is a really bad idea. with a good gun and close range, the metal bbs pierce the skin, and o my god it hurts

and, royal flush:

FullTiltPoker Game #2960819342: Table Spoon (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:40 ET - 2007/07/16
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($640.50)
Seat 2: brothelbaron ($286.30)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $3
brothelbaron posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [Jc Ad]
Jeffmet3 raises to $18
brothelbaron calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc Tc]
brothelbaron checks
Jeffmet3 bets $24
brothelbaron raises to $48
Jeffmet3 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Ac Kc Tc] [Qd]
brothelbaron bets $220.30, and is all in
Jeffmet3 calls $220.30
brothelbaron shows [6c 3c]
Jeffmet3 shows [Jc Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kc Tc Qd] [Qc]
brothelbaron shows a flush, Ace high
Jeffmet3 shows a Royal Flush
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($572.10) with a Royal Flush

[deaders]

Ive PMed a few people in the coaching directory but havent heard back from either of them so Ill try asking here - Im a primarily 200nl player looking for a coach. I dont want to spend more than $150/hr and less is better obv so PM me if you are interested.

[Slider]

Worst... Day.. Ever.. dropped 15k. I've never seen a fish continue to run so hot for so long. He must be up about 300k by now. 40/12/2 idiot.

-Flop the wheel in a re-raised pot with A2.. board comes 34526..
-Flop Top 2 on AKT board vs. his KK
-Flop Bottom Pair and Nut Flush Draw vs. his top set.
-Various times he 5 outs on the river with bottom 2 pair.

Jesus... I have never run so bad and seen someone else run so good who is clearly awful.

My life is over for July... 8 hours a day of 400-600 grinding for the rest of the month. 50k hands.

At 5pt.. that should be like 20-30k.

Goodbye beach, gf, beer, and everything fun. Hello redbull and way too many t.v. shows [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Slider]

I'm seriously just going to go to the supermarket tomorrow and buy supplies for this campaign.

50k hands .50 cents a hand please god.

[john kane]

omg, 40 mins in and 1.5 buyins up. lose half a buyin to a 3 outer then lose the other buyin all in with AsAx on a 23Q all spade flop. he has A2, turn blank, river 2.

SAIUIHCSAIUCHIAUSHIA

ul slider, im doing same as you, trying to log on to mega grind mode, but away a lot for next month so may be hard.

[DonkBluffer]

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omg, 40 mins in and 1.5 buyins up. lose half a buyin to a 3 outer then lose the other buyin all in with AsAx on a 23Q all spade flop. he has A2, turn blank, river 2.

SAIUIHCSAIUCHIAUSHIA

ul slider, im doing same as you, trying to log on to mega grind mode, but away a lot for next month so may be hard.

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the 1.5 buyin swings are the toughest.

[john kane]

oh yeah, i have finalllly found the ULTIMATE poker anthem.

i'm alive by strech n vern.

[john kane]

1 minute sample of it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HsOLz75CQgU