Brandi Missing 200-400 Blind Round Due To Illness

[MicroBob]

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and she calls him an idiot and doesnt shut up about it for an hour

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I don't even try to make it through all the different threads about her but it seems like a lot of people have had similar experiences with her ranging from Curtains' episode in the single-table sat to the more tame remark she apparently made to Daryn about raising with K7.

Seems pretty tiltish.
Might consider showing some really silly bluffs to try to induce all the fun and drama if I ever find myself at the same table as her.

[NLSoldier]

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The doc in the box move was seriously -EV. I am board certified in emergency medicine and would fly in and care for her in exchange for a few poker lessons from you David. Also, is there some rule that says she can't get treated while at the table like the boys in the NFL do? That would be sweet to pump her full of meds and IV fluids while whe plays. Even if she isn't focused it would be +EV to sit and play monsters only poker. And just for the record, I have zero interest in sleeping with her. PM if interested.

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Don't know if you are serious or not. But they did tell her that her throat is so inflamed, or her tonsils are so swollen, or whatever, that she is in danger of having her airway cut off. On the other hand she now has close to 40K in chips. So you will have to do a tracheotomy at the table.

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david,

surfdoc is definately serious.

[Ramon Scott]

I hope this gal can put together a run...

oh wait, this update just in...

[I_AM_EVIL]

From PokerNews

Brandi Hawbaker Eliminated
Board: Kh 6d 5c Qd 7d

Preflop, in middle position, Teddy "Iceman" Monroe raises and Brandi Hawbaker re-raises all in for 11,000. Monroe calls and shows KcQc . Hawbaker has As7s . The flop brings a K and Hawbaker is out.

After the hand:
Monroe: "Sorry, Brandi."
Hawbaker: "Go **** yourself."

[Ramon Scott]

Not since Patty Gallagher was eliminated on the final table that Johnny World won a bracelet has their been such a graceful exit by a female player.

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From PokerNews

Brandi Hawbaker Eliminated
Board: Kh 6d 5c Qd 7d

Preflop, in middle position, Teddy "Iceman" Monroe raises and Brandi Hawbaker re-raises all in for 11,000. Monroe calls and shows KcQc . Hawbaker has As7s . The flop brings a K and Hawbaker is out.

After the hand:
Monroe: "Sorry, Brandi."
Hawbaker: "Go **** yourself."

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This dude missed the perfect comeback:

"I'd rather you did it for me".

[WarDekar]

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From PokerNews

Brandi Hawbaker Eliminated
Board: Kh 6d 5c Qd 7d

Preflop, in middle position, Teddy "Iceman" Monroe raises and Brandi Hawbaker re-raises all in for 11,000. Monroe calls and shows KcQc . Hawbaker has As7s . The flop brings a K and Hawbaker is out.

After the hand:
Monroe: "Sorry, Brandi."
Hawbaker: "Go **** yourself."

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How can Sklansky actually "mentor" someone with such a complete lack of class and disregard for poker etiquette?

Oh, wait, that's right...

[Cat]

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From PokerNews

Brandi Hawbaker Eliminated
Board: Kh 6d 5c Qd 7d

Preflop, in middle position, Teddy "Iceman" Monroe raises and Brandi Hawbaker re-raises all in for 11,000. Monroe calls and shows KcQc . Hawbaker has As7s . The flop brings a K and Hawbaker is out.

After the hand:
Monroe: "Sorry, Brandi."
Hawbaker: "Go **** yourself."

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David, you must be so proud of your protege [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[BrandiRose]

I wrote an apology already and explained my situation. Please read.

[StrayBullet]

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I wrote an apology already and explained my situation. Please read.

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all better...