Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[rubbrband]

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i have never really been to a strip club before so how exactly does it go down you flash teh girls $500 and they sex you up or is there some sort of negotiation. do you just come out and ask them for sex?

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Uh.. Wow. No. They're not hookers, (mostly) you don't just roll up and start negotiating sex, you gotta have some style. Just handle it the same way you would any girl you're trying to bang, then give her a bunch of money.

~Mike

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You seem to be very defensive about strippers. Please explain how someone that people (even just occasionally) pay for sex is not a hooker?

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He is sayin they aren't straight up hookers. You can't just walk in there and be like bj pls.

[yabastid]

Mike,

You ever get emotionally involved with one of the dancers and found yourself in a jealous rage as you watched some hard-up douche stuff her with hundies as you stood by the door tazing yourself? If so, what happened to the guy?

[fleece_me]

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In order to verify your identity, please answer the following:

1. Name of manager at Goldrush (starts with letter K)

2. Who is the famous customer Sammy. i.e. what is his ethnicity, why is he semi-famous, etc.

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For future reference, I blocked the guy who sent that post. If he doesn't believe me, he can find another post. Furthermore, I'm waiting on a response from my wager right now, and will not answer any questions pertaining to my identity/proof that I have/do or do not work in a strip club until I receive a response.

Thank you,

~Mike

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The fact that this guy wont answer these questions tells us all we need to know. Better luck next time.

Maybe next week you can be a secret agent or something. Probably the one that almost caught osama but had the mission aborted at last minute and the 5 million in offshore bank account hush money that you need help spending.

[tisthefire]

dude, who seriously cares if this thread is real or fake, it's quality, let it be

[f1sh4d1nner]

is there such a thing as too much tip, like i dont want to tip 100bb extra and look like a troll

[marty_palin]

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In order to verify your identity, please answer the following:

1. Name of manager at Goldrush (starts with letter K)

2. Who is the famous customer Sammy. i.e. what is his ethnicity, why is he semi-famous, etc.

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For future reference, I blocked the guy who sent that post. If he doesn't believe me, he can find another post. Furthermore, I'm waiting on a response from my wager right now, and will not answer any questions pertaining to my identity/proof that I have/do or do not work in a strip club until I receive a response.

Thank you,

~Mike

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The fact that this guy wont answer these questions tells us all we need to know. Better luck next time.

Maybe next week you can be a secret agent or something. Probably the one that almost caught osama but had the mission aborted at last minute and the 5 million in offshore bank account hush money that you need help spending.

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And said he wont answer anymore questions...then next reply is an answer to a question. I agree and call BS, guy is a wannabe who I guessed was a gimmick account the second he said he would be 70/30 against with Bruce Lee. Try 100/0, I dont care who the [censored] you are, now you just started chatting [censored].

[samwallistea]

you guys have trust issues. i believe him

[UnblinkingEye]

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They are trying to pass some retarded law here in Ohio where strippers have to stay uhm.. I think it's a couple feet away from the customers.. i.e. no touching. How much do you think that would hurt business?

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It would hurt business, in general, the girls don't like those laws.


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Mike,

You ever get emotionally involved with one of the dancers and found yourself in a jealous rage as you watched some hard-up douche stuff her with hundies as you stood by the door tazing yourself? If so, what happened to the guy?

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No.

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is there such a thing as too much tip, like i dont want to tip 100bb extra and look like a troll

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No.

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And said he wont answer anymore questions...then next reply is an answer to a question. I agree and call BS

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I said I wouldn't answer any questions regarding my identity. Why don't you share with the board your place of employment and home address?

BTW, the guy who posted that BS post is a tard. The managers name starts with a D, not a K.


~Mike

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happy birthday

more crazy stories plz

[UnblinkingEye]

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happy birthday

more crazy stories plz

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Thanx. I've got a word file that I've been adding to, look forward to it soon. May post it here, may make another post for the stories. Which do you guys prefer?