Ask a Catholic?

[IcarusJam]

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are you going to have sex before marriage??
if not you are teh ghey

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Really hard question bro, seriously, everyone at my College is like, no sex before marriage blah blah, but everyone's probably going home for the summer and getting slammed and railed.

Me? No girlfriend, i'll keep you posted.

[diebitter]

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The inner essence of the Body and Blood of Christ are a mystery to man, but it's a wonder to behold and study.

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lol transubstantion-aments.

I dunno. Metousiosis is overrated.

[tiger_hall]

do you really believe that some man came down from heaven told everyone he was Jesus healed some people died, came back alive, died and then today there is mass killings and he does absolutely [censored]? im sure you can see my views

[SaulPaul]

do u believe in the teachings of the old testament? specifically:

that if u had a daughter u would sell her into slavery? (exodus 21:7)

killing anyone who works on the sabbath (exodus 35:2)

that trimming of hair should be forbidden (esp. round the temple area) (Lev 19:27)

that sum1 who plants two crops in the same field should be stoned to death? (lev 20:14)

if not do u think the bible is wrong?

[tiger_hall]

that is a good post SaulPaul
A++++

[Chump Change]

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So you believe that crackers and wine turn into the literal body and blood of Jesus? Do you [censored] not believe in metaphors?

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In the bible, jesus would have been like JK!!! about they body and blood...but he didn't say it. he was like i'm super serial guys, they were like woah. yep.

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But catholics don't follow the bible, hardly at all, literally or figuratively. What about the other discrepancies?

[IcarusJam]

lol transubstantion-aments.

I love it.

[IcarusJam]

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do you really believe that some man came down from heaven told everyone he was Jesus healed some people died, came back alive, died and then today there is mass killings and he does absolutely [censored]? im sure you can see my views

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That God doesn't do anything? Yeah, people give me this all the time. God gave man free will, we can do whatever the hell we please, but will not be satisfied unless with him.

Nature, for instance, Hurricane Katrina, was created by God, but who are we, as mortal beings, to judge the greater love and essence of an almighty being?

[diebitter]

DOH! Typo

Holy Transubstantiation-aments. At least I got 'metousiosis' right.

[CaseS87]