Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[jonyy6788]

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This is for jonny who claims I suck and berates me in UB chat. Maybe I do suck but at least I win. So FU




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u asked for it now buddy!



[/dick waving]

[samwallistea]

Does anyone else do this, after a winning session go back onto there computer, browsing the internet, instant messaging or whatever, then just open up Pokerstars, look at your balance and just sit there smiling smugly? I do it all the time but only because Im not used to winning money

[ama0330]

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Top set v combo draw, I lose. I should poker stove that, just for curiosity. I'd guess 65/35.

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its closer than that, like 55/45

[Vyse]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2694091503: Table Goldyke (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:44:41 ET - 2007/06/17
Seat 1: Vyse0wnzj00 ($27.20)
Seat 2: mthree33 ($15)
Seat 3: 67POSTCAR ($22.25)
Seat 4: Flagadis ($25)
Seat 5: Tman7373 ($25.05)
Seat 6: Posher King ($19.10)
Vyse0wnzj00 posts the small blind of $0.10
mthree33 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vyse0wnzj00 [Jc Js]
67POSTCAR folds
Flagadis folds
Tman7373 raises to $1
Posher King folds
Vyse0wnzj00 calls $0.90
mthree33 folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h 9h]
Vyse0wnzj00 bets $1.50
Tman7373 raises to $6.75
Vyse0wnzj00 raises to $26.20, and is all in
Tman7373 has 15 seconds left to act
Tman7373 calls $17.30, and is all in
Vyse0wnzj00 shows [Jc Js]
Tman7373 shows [Qd Ah]
Uncalled bet of $2.15 returned to Vyse0wnzj00
*** TURN *** [Jh 3h 9h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3h 9h 5h] [Kh]
Vyse0wnzj00 shows a flush, King high
Tman7373 shows a flush, Ace high
Tman7373 wins the pot ($47.85) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.35 | Rake $2.50
Board: [Jh 3h 9h 5h Kh]
Seat 1: Vyse0wnzj00 (small blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: mthree33 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: 67POSTCAR didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Flagadis didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Tman7373 showed [Qd Ah] and won ($47.85) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Posher King (button) didn't bet (folded)

Hand 0: 70.808% 70.81% 00.00% 701 0.00 { JcJs }
Hand 1: 29.192% 29.19% 00.00% 289 0.00 { AhQd }

I can't remember the last time my set has improved to a FH.

/end bitching

And it's 66/33 ama

[jk1986]

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Does anyone else do this, after a winning session go back onto there computer, browsing the internet, instant messaging or whatever, then just open up Pokerstars, look at your balance and just sit there smiling smugly? I do it all the time but only because Im not used to winning money

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Gelford]

Seems I will not be champion of the nits .. Hankmuck did me in with a 4-2 score.

[kbrat]

Are there any study groups on the verge of moving up to 100NL or already playing 100NL as well as 50nl that are looking for more? I'm currently playing both but have a huge change in playing style (3vpip and 2pfr less at 100NL) and think that talking about it would be the best solution to this problem. I play on party and ps at all times of the day and am trying to log 50kish hands per month this summer

[Shizzle12345]

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ama0330: you fking lucky mother fker
ama0330: you god damn retard
braysimon: HA HA HA
ama0330: jack fking ten
ama0330: you fking complete moron
ama0330: you better get used to me man
ama0330: im gonna be sitting at every table you play from now on
ama0330: until i get that back
ama0330: poker is gonna be hell for you from this point on
braysimon: that's right, i am dangerous
ama0330: go fk yourself you retard
ama0330: you god damn moron
ama0330: you dont even have half a fking brain
braysimon: watch and learn you XXXX
ama0330: yeah i should learn to play like you
ama0330: fkhole
ama0330: just shut ur fking mouth



....too far?

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ur bad, but im a little bit worse [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] . I do this all the time, and then other pple come in to tell me to shut up and then i endlessly curse at them too. Its only when its a a real bad suckout or its the 6th suckout of the night or something.

Does anybody know where I can find Bob ross pictures on the internet?

[Vyse]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2694828671: Table Stratton (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:11:38 ET - 2007/06/17
Seat 1: CalebK1 ($22.10)
Seat 2: KBiggz_Poker ($73.50)
Seat 3: devilsagain ($25.55)
Seat 4: Smeger ($22.70)
Seat 5: tubbytwin ($7.80)
Seat 6: Vyse0wnzj00 ($34.85)
devilsagain posts the small blind of $0.10
Smeger posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vyse0wnzj00 [Js Ts]
tubbytwin calls $0.25
Vyse0wnzj00 has 15 seconds left to act
Vyse0wnzj00 raises to $1.25
CalebK1 calls $1.25
KBiggz_Poker calls $1.25
devilsagain folds
Smeger folds
tubbytwin calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8c 9h]
tubbytwin checks
Vyse0wnzj00 has 15 seconds left to act
Vyse0wnzj00 bets $3.75
CalebK1 has 15 seconds left to act
CalebK1 raises to $20.85, and is all in
KBiggz_Poker calls $20.85
tubbytwin folds
Vyse0wnzj00 raises to $33.60, and is all in
KBiggz_Poker calls $12.75
Vyse0wnzj00 shows [Js Ts]
CalebK1 shows [Qd Ac]
KBiggz_Poker shows [Th Ah]
*** TURN *** [Qh 8c 9h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8c 9h 8h] [8d]
Vyse0wnzj00 shows a straight, Queen high
KBiggz_Poker shows a flush, Ace high
KBiggz_Poker wins the side pot ($25.50) with a flush, Ace high
CalebK1 shows a full house, Eights full of Queens
CalebK1 wins the main pot ($64.90) with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Vyse0wnzj00 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93.40 Main pot $67.90. Side pot $25.50. | Rake $3
Board: [Qh 8c 9h 8h 8d]
Seat 1: CalebK1 showed [Qd Ac] and won ($64.90) with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 2: KBiggz_Poker (button) showed [Th Ah] and won ($25.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: devilsagain (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Smeger (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: tubbytwin folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Vyse0wnzj00 showed [Js Ts] and lost with a straight, Queen high

Standard.

[Shizzle12345]

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This is for jonny who claims I suck and berates me in UB chat. Maybe I do suck but at least I win. So FU




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u asked for it now buddy!



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thats like 24$ an hour if u play 4 tables average right? NICE