Spanish Primera Division 2006 - 2007

[mmbt0ne]

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wtf is tom cruise doing there, pretending to care

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Converting the Beckham's to Scientology.

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"Stop talking about Hollywood actors. There are gladiators on the field." Who the hell is that announcer?

[JaredL]

Despite my disappointment I'm really happy for Jose Antonio, who is still a Sevillista hasta la muerte in my eyes (and still featured in my avatar). Despite them not wanting him anymore, it must have been exciting to score two when it mattered most.

[New001]

Congrats to Real Madrid. I love the team they put together for this year, and I'm glad they could pull through. Props to Sevilla for doing well, too.

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"Stop talking about Hollywood actors. There are gladiators on the field." Who the hell is that announcer?

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Ray Hudson, the best commentator ever.

[mosta]

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"Stop talking about Hollywood actors. There are gladiators on the field." Who the hell is that announcer?

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Ray Hudson, the best commentator ever.

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I'd think of him as one of the most unbearable commentators I'd heard--but for his being paired with by far the biggest moron I've ever heard on tv. every time he gets into his "orgasmic! OR GAS MIC!! the beds will be rocking in ____ tonight! there's going to be sperm spraying everywhere! in fact I'm unzipping my pants now!!" routine I smack my head on the wall for accidentally leaving the sound on.

[reo]

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"Stop talking about Hollywood actors. There are gladiators on the field." Who the hell is that announcer?

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Ray Hudson, the best commentator ever.

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I'd think of him as one of the most unbearable commentators I'd heard--but for his being paired with by far the biggest moron I've ever heard on tv. every time he gets into his "orgasmic! OR GAS MIC!! the beds will be rocking in ____ tonight! there's going to be sperm spraying everywhere! in fact I'm unzipping my pants now!!" routine I smack my head on the wall for accidentally leaving the sound on.

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LoL . . . "they've got hearts as large as pigs." I think the guy is hilarious. Oh well . . .

The last Real Madrid game had some classic lines . . .

(re: Tom Cruise) " . . . if he smelled a soccer jockstrap, he'd faint dead away!"

(in response to fellow GolTV commentator Phil Schoen mentioning Rafael Nadal), "Will you stop talking about tennis players man! We're in the land of the bullfighters. That's what Real Madrid has been all about! Bullfighting! Staring the beast in the eyes! Getting them to keep out. Willing them onto them! Loving the battle . . . loving the pain you gotta go through. Picking yourself up when you're a goal down, and believing, and believing, when your big guns go out of the game (RVN) . . . there's football with your feet and football with your heart."

I never get tired of watching those GolTV commericials either . . .

[JaredL]

Is this the somewhat obnoxious guy with a weird accent?

I usually watch in Spanish but remember him from last year's last match when Espanyol scored at the very end to avoid relegation. He was freaking out and yelled "I don't know who in the hell scored!" and said again that he didn't know who the hell scored. It was pretty funny.

[PITTM]

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I usually watch in Spanish but remember him from last year's last match when Espanyol scored at the very end to avoid relegation. He was freaking out and yelled "I don't know who in the hell scored!" and said again that he didn't know who the hell scored. It was pretty funny.

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they show that goal on goltv during commercials all the time. Its really funny the stuff he comes up with. he def overuses "magical" or his little "AI YI!" when a scoring opportunity comes and is way over the top cheesy, but i think its kinda funny and i like him.

also, messi and xavi always end up being "the little jackrabbit". He often will describe something as "orgasmic" or will just say something completely over the top about how someones heart is bigger than the titanic or something.

[SMB]

His wiki page has a ton of quotes.

My favorites:

"Ronaldinho there, trickier than a squirrel running on a telephone wire."

“Without penetration, it’s just masturbation, and right now, we’re playing with ourselves.”