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Old 06-15-2007, 07:20 PM
Jackal69 Jackal69 is offline
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N

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you guys are too smart to think this was ever actually going to happen as described.

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We were obvoiusly skeptical of his overly outlandish claims about these people, but we figured the worst case scenario is getting 4 random people for 100k buy-in game.

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surely the worst case scenario is getting boosted for 500k and possibly injured? If the guy is such a douche why expect it to go down as hoped anyway? As played be glad you ended up where you started and if youre still not happy take him for a drive out into the desert... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:46 PM
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Show up at his place completely wasted with a couple of the cheapest hookers you can scrounge up. Procede to get more wasted, throwing up all over his house and trashing it. Leave scabby hookers with him unpayed.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:48 PM
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Las Vegas Wranglers

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Whoops, the Wranglers is the name of a now defunct minor league team from Vegas that played in the 50s. The current team started play in Vegas in the 80s as the Stars, and are now known as the 51s.

The more you know...
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:53 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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take him outside and proceed to stomp the yard on his hand like that one guy did in the HIT TV SHOW TILT
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:08 PM
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Clockwork Astley lololol
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:13 PM
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in a week i'll be out there. we'll go out with this kid. i will refuse to call him by his real name and simply call him Tommy the whole time, regardless of how many times corrected. Until he finds it funny at which point i will ask him his real name and tell him that's a stupid name. Also, i will spill 4 drinks on him, 3 of which i will blame on him, the 4th on jay. I will also sit akwardly close to him at all times. We will rig credit card roullette and he will be forced to pay the bill. I will put buttered bread in his pocket, and later, when he discovers it, call him a fatty.

If this does not amuse you, i would just tell him to set it up again, promise a $20k finders fee if he can get 4 people to show up this time, and then, obv, not show up.

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Def winner.. i lol'ed hard
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:20 PM
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beat: lost credit card roulette for the backers dinner
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:26 PM
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tell him you have a business offer that returns 300% profit over 3 years on his initial investment.

Update him peridocially telling him the percentages his money have gained.

At the end of a predetermiend period of time, tell him the company is on the verge of collapse and his intial investment is now back to 0% gain.

Return to him in same manor as he returned your finders fee.

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OH, VERY NICE, VERY NIIIIIIIIIIIICE! A+
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:50 PM
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i would just tell him to set it up again, promise a $20k finders fee if he can get 4 people to show up this time, and then, obv, not show up.

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I like this idea. Also looks like half of 2p2 got owned in this.
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:57 PM
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Go wit da tranny
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