Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[Chomp]

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Today's my day, I woke up and exercised, showered (rare) and am now ready to play ten billion hands to get back to 100nl (damn bills forced me back to 50nl). Triumphant graphs or histrionic bitching to come soon.

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Oh, and I fixed your post too.

[kazana]

Well, I guess I was committed? One of my worst hands lately:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $21.91
Hero (BB): $50.42
UTG: $3.76
CO: $49.25
BTN: $47.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $3.00</font>, SB folds,
<font color="blue">Okay buddy, you've been raising like 40%, let's see what you think of this.</font>
<font color="red">Hero raises to $9.25</font>, BTN calls $6.25
<font color="blue">Whoops.</font>

Flop: ($18.75) 5 J 7 (2 Players)
<font color="blue">Hero thinks bottom pair is clearly teh nuts.</font>
<font color="red">Hero bets $17.75</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $35.50</font>,
<font color="blue">Insta minraise, when isn't that a bluff? Me fish are, me you put on AK.</font>
Hero calls all-in for $23.42, BTN calls all-in for $2.95
Uncalled bet of $2.72 returned to Hero

<font color="blue">No club! No Ace! No King! No anything!!!</font>
Turn: ($95.65) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="blue">No club!!! No Ace!!! No King!!! No anything!!!!!</font>
River: ($95.65) 3 (2 Players - 2 All-In)
<font color="blue">D'oh!</font>

Pot Size: $95.65 ($2 Rake)

BTN had A K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$47.70)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and WON (+$45.95)
<font color="blue">lolo, me are running well</font>

Obv. got some nice beratement from villain. I bet I'm a latest edition to his buddylist. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Shizzle12345]

haha i was tilting lately, And stacked off to some guy. And suddenly he began overbetting hands like TPGK against me. Too bad i didnt hit anything.

[wildzer0]

Damn Chomp's on fire today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Ikaika]

Chomp I just laughed so hard at your hand/comments. A+

[FUstaRS]

-8 buy-ins in 500 hands.

This is so [censored] sick. i'm not sure i'm ever gonna play poker again. [censored] retarded game

[fabadam]

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that dude in ur avatar is a painter right? Iv seen him on youtube, making some sick paintings. Only he sounds like some 80's junkie who took way too much drugs.


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Bob Ross. He's been dead since 1995:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross

[wildzer0]

Luckily for Chomp, all you guys get is histrionic whining.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $56.65
BB: $66.80
UTG: $12.45
Hero (CO): $54.55
BTN: $64.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN calls $2.00, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($6.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $12.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $52.55</font>, BTN calls $40.55

Turn: ($111.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($111.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $111.60 ($2 Rake)

BTN had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Nines) and WON (+$55.05)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Nines) and LOST (-$54.55)Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $54.95
Hero (BB): $56.35
UTG: $52.20
BTN: $62.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
2 folds, SB calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, SB calls $2.00

Flop: ($5) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, SB calls $5.00

Turn: ($19) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $38.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $46.85</font>, SB calls all-in for $7.45
Uncalled bet of $1.40 returned to Hero

River: ($109.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $109.90 ($2 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and WON (+$52.95)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$54.95)Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $53.80
BB: $19.90
BTN: $107.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BTN raises to $1.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, BB folds, BTN calls $4.00

Flop: ($10.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $19.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $48.80</font>, BTN calls $29.80

Turn: ($108.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($108.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $108.10 ($1 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$53.30)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and LOST (-$53.80)

[ama0330]

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-8 buy-ins in 500 hands.

This is so [censored] sick. i'm not sure i'm ever gonna play poker again. [censored] retarded game

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AMEN BROTHER

[ama0330]

le bluff

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $25.70
BB: $59.80
UTG: $16.65
CO: $30.25
Hero (BTN): $25.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q J (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.00</font>, Hero calls $1.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $1.25</font>, Hero calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.85) 7 (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $1.50</font>, Hero calls $1.50

River: ($7.85) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, CO folds

Pot Size: $13.85