SIIIIIIIIICK Losses

[Sphere99991]

Brag: I won the Hi in an Omaha Hi/Lo hand with 9 high:
board of A57JJ, villain bets pot, I called with 2469 thinking that he probably didn't have the nut low. He had 2346. I won the hi.

Beat: It's one thing to get sucked out on by a guy that at least had a reason to be in the hand. The following two hands... I find them hilarious, though I wish it wasn't me.

1) Omaha HI $2/4, not Hi-Lo. Keep that in mind. I get A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] in MP. Raise pot, CO calls, BTN calls. Comes A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Pretty good flop. I bet pot, CO calls, BTN folds. Turn is 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Sweet, I have the NUTS! I bet pot. CO Calls (worse boat?!). River 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] I'm all-in, CO Calls with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for the straight flush! At first I'm like "Damn, dude turned nut low and rivered me. Wait... there IS no low in this game! WHAT THE [censored] DID HE CALL ME DOWN WITH???" I love one-outers...

2) RAZZ Not Stud Hi, not Stud 8. Razz. Also $2/4. I have 345, some dude brings in a K, and a retard with a 9 completes, folds to me, I raise, he reraises (does he know it's razz?), I cap, he calls. I hit a 2 (MONEY! 2345 on 4th), he hits a K (9K). Somehow, we cap it again (sweet! he doesn't know its razz!!). I get a 2 (23452), he gets a 7 (9K7). I only have 3 big bets left, so we get it all-in here. He shows JJ in the whole. HAHA, sucks for you, thanks for the money donkey!! BUT WAIT. He gets a Q and then a 3... I get... TWO MORE DEUCES!! AND HE WINS!!!! (I'm surprised I'm only 90% here, actually)

That was just sick sick sick. I love losing to people who get the game wrong and still win.

Variance: Over the last two weeks I went from a 18% ROI heads-up player to an 8% ROI. Weeeeeeeeeee

[The Hag]

lolz at the razz hand. truly awesome.

[smittyuiop]

Full tilt is rigged

[Kala1928]

I bluff river in triple draw with K5432 and win. Ship it.