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06-07-2007, 02:02 PM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk. This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later. Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am. If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw) Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking" They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have. We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day. Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower. I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] perg 
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#82
06-07-2007, 02:02 PM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
Ugh.
The 2k NLHE owned my ass. I didn't busto until like midnight. I also gave most of my chips to a guy who had a preflop hand chart and had played one tournament in his life prior to this one. He obviously had two outs. Ugh. Time for the 6max. I should've just skipped it and came.
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#83
06-07-2007, 02:21 PM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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[ QUOTE ] I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk. This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later. Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am. If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw) Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking" They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have. We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day. Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower. I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] perg [/ QUOTE ] Seconded, great report Perg.
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#84
06-07-2007, 03:01 PM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk. This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later. Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am. If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw) Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking" They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have. We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day. Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower. I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, Perg was insisting that there is an ACTUAL "pole" sticking out of the ice at the north Pole. You know, like the Santa Claus barber pole thing. Perg and I must've conducted oh about 145 different props when we were bowling. 2-1 on whether or not we pick up a spare. Blind bowling. Backwards-under-the-leg bowl. I actually picked up a 3-pin split for a 10-1 score on him. Perg is a prop donk. Back at Craig's and before the Rhino, we started playing five-handed blind poker for $100 a hand. Bones got PWND at that. Perg then won about $1400 by flipping. At the Rhino, Mad Scientist picked me a girl for a lap dance who looked familiar and it turned out I had directed her in a "movie" about 8 years ago. Weird. J-Man was more excited to see Patrick Antonious than he was getting a lapdance. Daliman bowled like a 260 or something and owned everyone. I bowled a 173 somehow and picked up about 6 props on that alone...Irieguy luckboxed his way to a 175 and was one of the few who actually beat me. Daliman, Noodleman, Gramps and I won the team event even though we were spotting the field 75 pins because of the obvious edge we were getting with Dali. I must've let loose about $2000 worth of props, blind poker betting, flips and lap dances for the night - but somehow ended up exactly even. LOL bowlaments. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#86
06-09-2007, 02:01 AM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk. This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later. Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am. If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw) Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking" They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have. We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day. Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower. I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure. [/ QUOTE ] Perg was saying there is actually a POLE STICKING OUT OF THE EARTH at it's northernmost axis.
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#87
06-09-2007, 02:03 AM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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Dali managed to cockblock me in less than an hour. [/ QUOTE ] While I did F up, let's not make it seem like you were in or anything. You covered it fine anyways.
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#88
06-09-2007, 04:16 AM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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[ QUOTE ] Dali managed to cockblock me in less than an hour. [/ QUOTE ] While I did F up, let's not make it seem like you were in or anything. You covered it fine anyways. [/ QUOTE ] Dali wants all the [censored] for himself. Yugoslav
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#89
06-09-2007, 06:15 AM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
I wasn't "in", but I was talking to a hot chick at a party when you screamed out "Hey, you cost bones $20 but I can't tell you why", referring to a bet I made about her flaking out. Nice one, [censored].
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#90
06-09-2007, 11:39 AM
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Re: OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party
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[ QUOTE ] I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk. This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later. Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am. If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw) Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking" They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have. We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day. Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower. I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure. [/ QUOTE ] Perg was saying there is actually a POLE STICKING OUT OF THE EARTH at it's northernmost axis. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, so, perg wins. you don't think ANYONE has stuck a pole with a flag on it yet at the north pole? seems kinda obv.....
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