BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

[Suigin406]

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yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold a Ham sammich in one hand all the time...boo

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[censored], i got a real bad image of GA in my mind now...lol, sandwich...

[bmwguy525]

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yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold a can of corn in one hand all the time...boo

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[SkeetyMcdoogle]

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yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold the 12 year olds hand all the time...boo

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TOO FAR? im goin to take a shower i feel sick

[Gone Forever]

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I sex her up multiple times...stopping every so often cuz "it kind of hurts".."your problem" I tell her, "it's fun for me if you're in pain. (she hasn't been sexed up in ~10 months) But she would take a minute or two, then decide it's time for some more.


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[kolotoure]

Someone is gonna be a daddy

[lostsoul]

RUn, and run fast. Get online and start lookin for a new place this will not end good. U never sex a roomate unless u want a relationship or u are moving out nothing good can come from it. That is a golden rule. U will now suffer for the next few months until one of u moves out or she moves into your room.

[pnazari]

What is the ideal situation for you? I mean, do you think you can get her to sex you up with no strings attached (probably not happening)? Forget the whole thing happened and continue being roomates (again, probably not happening)?
Unless you forsee a relationship with her your best bet is to move out.

p.s. pics plz

[Gone Forever]

Text and IM flirting everyday is not how you go about getting a [censored]-buddy. It's how you get a girlfriend.

You need to tell her immediately if you don't want a GF. If you keep banging her without talking about it you are going to cause her to think you're a couple and you know what that means right?

You wont be able to bring any other chicks home to bang with out going through [censored] hell! Do you really wanna ignite the psycho fire in somebody that you live with???

[Butcho22]

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Someone is gonna be a daddy

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and all i can think about is sex
Luke says:
lol
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as i'm driving
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while i'm sitting her at my desk
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i have a problem! lol
Luke says:
could have worse problems than that, lol
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true. plus i have to go do the plan b today too
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i almost forgot
Luke says:
i'm sorry=(
-deleted- says:
no worries.. not your fault


Let's hope she actually gets this done...she's right at that age where kids are prolly on her mind [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Butcho22]

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Text and IM flirting everyday is not how you go about getting a [censored]-buddy. It's how you get a girlfriend.

You need to tell her immediately if you don't want a GF. If you keep banging her without talking about it you are going to cause her to think you're a couple and you know what that means right?

You wont be able to bring any other chicks home to bang with out going through [censored] hell! Do you really wanna ignite the psycho fire in somebody that you live with???

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I totally agree about the txt, IM thing...I didn't even want to log on today, but she would obviously know something was up if I didn't.

Positives- I've only been there for two weeks, so I don't think it would be AS hard as usual to just forget things ever happened and move on.

She is soooo horny that she may be okay with just being f buddies when i tell her I don't want a relationship of any kind. (it's clear i must have this talk, ASAP