***Official May Non-Nit Chat Thread***

[D.L.M.]

o and people also never win the lottery btw.

[grouchie]

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o and people also never win the lottery btw.

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my grampa won the lottery once, in the 60's or something.

[Cry Me A River]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($29.50)
UTG+1 ($59.95)
MP1 ($50)
MP2 ($14.95)
Hero ($54.75)
CO ($31.05)
Button ($12.95)
SB ($32.05)
BB ($41.80)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($7.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($7.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $27.55</font>, Hero calls $2.55.

River: ($62.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $62.85

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ks (full house, tens full of kings).
CO has 9h 9c (full house, tens full of nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $62.85.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($100.45)
BB ($60.80)
UTG ($10.05)
UTG+1 ($14)
MP1 ($47.25)
MP2 ($135.30)
CO ($25.25)
Hero ($49.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, SB calls $1.75, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($4.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, SB calls $4.

Turn: ($12.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($12.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $7.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $43.3</font>, SB calls $35.80.

Final Pot: $99.10

Results in white below:
SB has 3s 9s (straight, seven high).
Hero has Ah 2h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $99.10.

[GrandMelon]

If I woulda lost this hand.....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($112.65)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($84)</font>
MP1 ($242)
MP2 ($69.55)
MP3 ($254.05)
CO ($86.70)
Button ($168.80)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($205.75)</font>
BB ($305.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls $10, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $40</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $30, MP3 folds.

Flop: ($98) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $62</font>, UTG+1 calls $44 (All-In).

Turn: ($204) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($204) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $204

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Kh (three of a kind, kings).
UTG+1 has Td Qc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $204.

[BT2]

OMG the 10 billionth just got dealt to a .1/.2 table.
that is silly.
also, as soon as it hit, all but one of my tables broke down.

[Cry Me A River]

Jesus! Two folds in the 10 billionth hand!!

[bottomset]

today has been fun, people hitting sets non-stop always when I was strong

I think I'm getting my chat banned, guy reraises me I just call with AA plan on a c/r AI flop comes 9xx I c/r AI he has 99

after the hand he's like nh sir ... [censored] off you donkey, shut the [censored] up unless someone says nh to you

[bottomset]

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Jesus! Two folds in the 10 billionth hand!!

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were they turbo folding?

[D.L.M.]

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OMG the 10 billionth just got dealt to a .1/.2 table.
that is silly.
also, as soon as it hit, all but one of my tables broke down.

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yeah like 6 of mine just collapsed right away for some reason i thought it was a pstars conspiracy and all their bots were malfunctioning or some [censored], then i read this and was all like oooooooooooooo. i wasnt even paying attention to the milestone hands announcments. LOL

So we dont get double FPPs as of now????

also figure out who won that hand and follow them to the higher stakes which they will enevetably play, i think we can all beat the [censored] out of a .01/.02 player with some money burning a hole in his pocket.

[MyTurn2Raise]

nope...still double VPPs through midnight eastern on Tuesday

the games were oh so juicy during this promo...the last hour beforehand was batshit crazy