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she obviously wants your penis so bad, you're slowwww
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#92
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[ QUOTE ] Beat: I can't believe I read all this. Why are you having lunch with her tomorrow, wtf? [/ QUOTE ] I was thinking of putting my penis inside of her. [/ QUOTE ] good play |
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#93
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gogogogogo
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"size doesn't matter to me, I hope it doesn't matter to you" [/ QUOTE ] that [censored] line has been making me laugh for 5 minutes now. great job |
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This chick is crazy. She would constantly steal glances toward me while I was playing at another table. But I wouldn't return those looks as I wanted to make sure she understood I had no interest.
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This chick is crazy. She would constantly steal glances toward me while I was playing at another table. But I wouldn't return those looks as I wanted to make sure she understood I had no interest. [/ QUOTE ] David? |
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This chick is crazy. She would constantly steal glances toward me while I was playing at another table. But I wouldn't return those looks as I wanted to make sure she understood I had no interest. [/ QUOTE ] okokok enough already |
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From earlier today
Her: "What size is your bed?" Me: "I dunno what the official size iS. I think it's a single. It fits three people though [I had a threesome in it]. It's comfortable" Why is she asking about my bed? Does she need a big sized bed so she can get freaky with me in the worst ways? What am I in for BBV? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] |
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hopefully she spanks you with one of those metal whips seen in "the passion of the christ"
that would be a total brag. variance : her probably killing you if you end you're "relationship" good luck sir. |
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From earlier today Her: "What size is your bed?" Me: "I dunno what the official size iS. I think it's a single. It fits three people though [I had a threesome in it]. It's comfortable" Why is she asking about my bed? Does she need a big sized bed so she can get freaky with me in the worst ways? What am I in for BBV? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Tell her whatever she might like to hear about ur bed. Unless you fancy moving you better don't show her ur bed, because it most likely is at ur place and that would giver her ur address. You don't want her to know ur address -- unless u fancy moving. And oh yeah, she's gonna get freaky. Have a look if u can find her here (nsfw, ldo). |
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