**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[thac]

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I bet it smells bad.

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No I just gave him a bath a few days ago, ship it.

Kolo, cats are ugly and have hairballs and are gross.

[ajml]

First hand of the day... Maybe I should take the day off.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($47.50)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($50)</font>
UTG ($55.15)
<font color="#C00000">MP ($54.90)</font>
CO ($18.85)
Button ($16.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Button calls $0.50, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $5.5</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $54.4</font>, Hero calls $34.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($106.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($106.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $106.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4d 2c (straight, six high).
MP has 6h 5h (full house, sixes full of fives).
Outcome: MP wins $106.40. </font>

[jonyy6788]

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Kolo, cats are ugly and have hairballs and are gross.

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[kolotoure]

They're not and you're wrong

[kaz2107]

cats suck hard balls. a good dog is infinitly better then ne possible cat (except maybe like a leopard or sumtin like that)

[VPIP100]

[thac]

Cats are associated with losers/losing. Holla.

[dirtylobster]

Just reporting: BR is all-time high and I love cats!

[TheRenaissance]

Three-step-guide to playing Qxs profitably:
1. Raise preflop.
2. ...
3. Profit.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.25/$0.50 Blinds
7 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $58.65
BB: $24.80
<font color="black">Drooler (UTG): $125.40</font>
<font color="black">TipsyRen (UTG+1): $124.55</font>
<font color="black">SoCalledTag (MP): $51.55</font>
CO: $50.20
TipsyRen collected: $38.75

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> TipsyRen is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Drooler calls $0.50, <font color="red">TipsyRen raises to $2.20</font>, <font color="red">SoCalledTag raises to $6</font>, 3 folds, Drooler calls $5.50, TipsyRen calls $3.80

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($18.75) J A T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Drooler checks, TipsyRen checks, SoCalledTag checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($18.75) A (3 Players)
Drooler checks, <font color="red">TipsyRen bets $11</font>, SoCalledTag folds, Drooler calls $11

<font color="black">River:</font> ($40.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Drooler checks, <font color="red">TipsyRen bets $22</font>, Drooler folds
Uncalled bet of $22 returned to TipsyRen
SoCalledTag: awful flop for KK [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
TipsyRen shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and scoops $40.75 ($2 Rake)

[china_hard]

That play is horrible but you made up for it by showing your hand. megametagame.