SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[caguma]

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That really is a come to jesus meeting

Let out a hail satan when u get done

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Speaking of come to jesus meetings, my girlfriend got mad at me last night because I'm not religious enough. Says she's not breaking up but can't imagine herself being serious with a person who isn't a devoted Christian.

She's hot too...why did I come to school in the South?

[jonyy6788]

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That really is a come to jesus meeting

Let out a hail satan when u get done

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Speaking of come to jesus meetings, my girlfriend got mad at me last night because I'm not religious enough. Says she's not breaking up but can't imagine herself being serious with a person who isn't a devoted Christian.

She's hot too...why did I come to school in the South?

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pretend you are so you get secks?

[skegvegaspoker]

Jay, talking to the priest about this situation will be incredibly annoying on your bahalf. Don't do it. Just tell your Mum that you are flattered by her caring nature.







And then pistol whip her!

[bpc009]

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My mum is worried about my 'gambling addiction' and wants me to talk to her priest. Should I :

A) See him and calmly and rationally explain to him what I am doing at the moment to put my mum's mind at ease.
B) See him and try and take the piss.
C) Pistol-whip my mum and tell her to stfu.
D) ????????

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I'm not in the mood to be a smartas this evening, so I'm going with A. Then take your mom out for a nice meal. €> €>

[ImsaKidd]

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Thanks to those that wished me good luck. The surgery went well. Here I am 4 tabling from the hospital bed. Balla?


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This is amazing.

[Kiddmother]

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My mum is worried about my 'gambling addiction' and wants me to talk to her priest. Should I :

A) See him and calmly and rationally explain to him what I am doing at the moment to put my mum's mind at ease.
B) See him and try and take the piss.
C) Pistol-whip my mum and tell her to stfu.
D) ????????

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Do you win? If so, I agree with taking her out to dinner or buying her something --- I'm a mom and it took me a while to understand that poker is NOT the same kind of gambling as slots, etc. IF you are smart about it. Good luck with whatever decision you make though!

[willw9]

Any reputable posters willing to trade anywhere from 2-6k on Stars for FTP moniez?

[Fletcher19]

just got sent this photo of my van crash near jackson hole, WY from this time last year. Me and 6 mates travelled western north america in it over 42 days and this happened when we were 2 days away from home.

Driver fell asleep at 2 in the afternoon, craziest [censored] rush in the world

[EMc]

Jay,

Walk in. Place a c-note in the collection bin. Tell him is nothing, I are a balla. Walk out.

[kolotoure]

We don't have c-notes yo.

Brag : Angels 3-0