SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[goofyballer]

I've been experiencing torrents of sleep recently; just woke up after a solid 12 hour session in bed.

[pdoran10]

$460 night at CB 6/12. ship the robusto.

[pdoran10]

gogogogoogogogogogoogog TWINS!

[Jigsaws]

This is super-standard if I've been running over the table, right? Experimenting with a 33/27 style FTW, lol.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($98.50)
SB ($183.50)
BB ($60)
UTG ($26.75)
MP ($130.25)
Hero ($150.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $9</font>, UTG calls $8, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $32</font>

[Jigsaws]

Wheee. Snapcall.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($110.05)
UTG ($99.20)
Hero ($104.85)
CO ($98.50)
Button ($70.40)
SB ($100)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($9.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $7</font>, Button calls $7.

Turn: ($23.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($23.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $59.4 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $59.40.

Final Pot: $142.30

Results below:
Hero has Tc Td (two pair, tens and fives).
Button has Qc Jc (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $142.30.

Hot damn, being a lagtard is fun. SB is a 24/18 LAGTAG too, I can't imagine what he's cold-calling $16 more OOP with.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($111.05)
MP ($44)
CO ($132.45)
Button ($100.40)
SB ($232.30)
Hero ($100)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $4</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $3.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20</font>, MP folds, CO calls $16, SB calls $16.

Flop: ($64) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($64) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, CO calls $40, SB folds.

River: ($144) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40 (All-In)</font>, CO calls $40.

Final Pot: $224

Results below:
Hero has Ac Kh (one pair, kings).
CO has Kd Js (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $224.

[Tickner]

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Anyone fancy doing an SSNL donkament challenge tonight? Play all the big ones on Stars/FTP/Party, make some kind of points system, highest points scorer gets paid $X from everyone else. If only a few people playing, maybe take a 10% group split aswell. Or something. PM if interested. [email protected] on MSN or skegvegaspok on AIM.

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Well, people should have got involved. +$15000 for that little donkament session. Poker is e............z!

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trip report?

[Jigsaws]

Ugh. I do run like a retard, though. Sorry for the beat post, but I just need to vent for a little bit.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($215.60)
UTG ($59.70)
MP ($55.30)
Button ($79.65)
Hero ($134.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls $6.

Turn: ($20) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $32</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $124.25</font>, BB calls $92.25.

River: ($268.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $268.50

Results below:
Hero has Qd Qc (three of a kind, queens).
BB has Ks 9s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $268.50.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($52.05)
Hero ($151.45)
UTG ($78.70)
Button ($96)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($3) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $37</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $61.05</font>, Hero calls $14.05.

Turn: ($115.10) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($115.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $115.10

Results below:
SB has 4s 3s (full house, fours full of threes).
Hero has 6c 5s (straight, seven high).
Outcome: SB wins $115.10.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($115.45)
SB ($204.25)
BB ($100)
Hero ($232.90)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $20</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $16.

Flop: ($41) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10.

Turn: ($61) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($61) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $40</font>, Hero calls $40.

Final Pot: $141

Results below:
SB has 3h 3s (full house, threes full of jacks).
Hero has Tc Td (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: SB wins $141.

[Imrahil]

Sorry for busting the big fish Jigsaws [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

[Tickner]

This Month: +$10k or bust...

[Jigsaws]

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Sorry for busting the big fish Jigsaws [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

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Heh heh, no worries. Both AK hands and the TT hand are against him. Didn't run as good against him as you did.