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[Los Feliz Slim]

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"I really believe that the Pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians, ... the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this [terrorist attack] happen." Jerry Falwell, 700 Club, 2001-SEP-13

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[snagglepuss]

group of 4 dining. some appetizer involves 5 pieces, everyone has one and enjoys. guy just dives right in and brazenly scoops up the last piece.

[absoludicrous]

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group of 4 dining. some appetizer involves 5 pieces, everyone has one and enjoys. guy just dives right in and brazenly scoops up the last piece.

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When he should be dieting instead...

[RayPowers]

Tale from the Ostrich Festival a couple of weeks ago that fits this theme.

Wife and Kids are sitting with me in the stands watching the dog show. Behind us, there is a boy, a girl, and a older lady I would assume is a grandma to the boy. Behind the girl is her parents, up one more row. Note that the grandma + boy = totally unrelated family to the girl and parents. The girl and parents sat down first, and the grandma and boy sat down afterwards in what was basically the only spots left in the bleachers.

Early on in the show, the dad picks up the girl and puts her on his lap for her to get a better view. A few minutes later, the grandma moves over to sit next to the boy, since it appears that the girl is going to be watching the rest of the show on the dad's lap.

The dad immediately goes off on the grandma about how that's his daughter's spot, and what kind of nerve the grandma has to try to take it. The grandma is super nice, and even apologetic, and tries to ask where the girl will be sitting, so she can try to sit next to the grandson. The guy waves along this spot where easily two fat people could sit, that "this area is hers!"

Yes, that's what needed for a 5 year old 40lb kid. The grandma was nothing but polite, and moved back over to her original spot, only to have the guy rant for a few more minutes about "how rude some people can be!"

I have never been tempted to taunt someone into a fight more in my entire life, but somehow I didn't think that would be a good plan in front of my 3 and 4 year old.

Ray

[GambleGamble]

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When I am clearly walking to a location that you have clearly blocked (I'm 6'4" 381, kinda hard to miss), and you're facing me... but you still don't move, I want to set you on fire.

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QFT

[JuntMonkey]

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People who drive on the shoulder during rush hour and then cut right in the front of the line.

edit -- Looks like NT! types faster than me

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Today I'm driving on a road with stoplights. There's a red light up ahead, so I let off the gas and coast in as I usually do...no need to waste gas and wear down your brakes by speeding to the light and then braking.

So this woman in an SUV is tailgating me, and obviously wants to speed to the light (this is the right lane FWIW). So after trying to be tough (?) by tailgating, she pulls into the shoulder and then cuts in front of me in order to stop at the light one car ahead of where she would have been.

I cracked up because it definitely takes a special type of [censored] (that's the "c" word for females) to be that much of a [censored] douche.

Can you call women douches?

[Jiggymike]

I hate when people do this kind of crap but I was accidentally involved in an incident recently. Went to this Italian dessert place called Veniero's in NY on a Saturday night with my family and a few friends and there is a HUGE wait. However, the wait appears to be for the counter and not for the sit down area, which is where we wanted to go. I slash through the crowd, get up to the host stand, let the party in front of me (coincidentally containing an old college friend) go ahead of me even though the hostess looks at me first, then get seated with my part of 7 next. LIttle did I know that half the people who i thought were waiting for counter service were actually waiting for a table and I just busted right in front of them...I felt like a [censored] but no one stopped or questioned me so I didn't feel TOO bad about it.

[NT!]

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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you have not lived in NY long enough....

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on the contrary, i'd say i've already been here about 9 months too long. but i don't even drive here anyway.

[solids]

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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On the other hand: when you are driving on a two lane highway, and being the responsible driver you are, you put on your blinker to switch lanes. Huge prick/a-hole who's in this lane and clearly behind you, sees your blinker and speeds up so you can't switch lanes.

This makes me want to punch babies.

[By-Tor]

About 12 years ago, the ex-shedevil and I are in Costco with the kids, just getting into line.

...the ex-hoe looks over at me and asks "did you have chicken pox as a kid???"...

I know exactely what is going to happen next. I answer "No." and just as am I (she already knew the answer) she says "Well, you will in 2 days..." and gestures over to a lady standing in the adjacent line with her THREE KIDS COVERED IN POX.

WTF???

This bitch had the nerve to take her [censored] pox festered little [censored] runts to A STORE FULL OF PEOPLE??

Sure enough, two days later...