SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[aislephive]

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killilan -

28 and 24 year old girls don't want 19 year old guys. It sucks, but it's just the way it is. 19 year old girls really want 24 or 28 year old guys, though - so just like, chill out for 5 years or something [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

seriously tho - don't shoot for older chicks. you'll always have better luck with girls younger than you (within reason, statch)

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Lol, this is so true, seriously.

[ajmargarine]

Kinda neat video

[Al_Money]

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Question: Will games be juicier in the summer?

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No, worse I think. The nicer weather keeps people outside instead of cooped up playing online poker.

[Jay Riall]

***** Hand History for Game 5797300976 *****
$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 22, 23:17:52 ET 2007
Table Table 130448 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: SSNL_balla ( $ 230.05 USD )
Seat 1: THE_YELLOW_BARREN ( $ 67.14 USD )
Seat 3: i_see_ur_cardz ( $ 271.78 USD )
Seat 2: pjevsen ( $ 414.55 USD )
Seat 6: yudisc ( $ 208.78 USD )
Seat 5: qc_phil24 ( $ 177 USD )
yudisc posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
THE_YELLOW_BARREN posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SSNL_balla [ 8h 6h ]
pjevsen folds.
i_see_ur_cardz folds.
SSNL_balla raises [$ 8 USD]
qc_phil24 folds.
yudisc calls [$ 7 USD]
THE_YELLOW_BARREN folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, Jd, 5d ]
yudisc checks.
SSNL_balla bets [$ 13 USD]
yudisc calls [$ 13 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
yudisc checks.
SSNL_balla checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
yudisc bets [$ 26 USD]
SSNL_balla is all-In.
yudisc is all-In.
yudisc shows [ Ad, Qd ]a flush, Ace high.
SSNL_balla shows [ 8h, 6h ]a straight Five to Nine.
SSNL_balla wins $ 21.27 USD from side pot #1 with a straight, Five to Nine.
yudisc wins $ 416.56 USD from the main pot with a flush, Ace high.

FFS WHY DO I PLAY WHEN I AM TIRED. DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE STUPID [censored] FLUSH COME IN ON THE RIVER.

[shpanko]

I just saw the chat in this hand I played tonight which I thought was funny. My flop bet was a result of me 12 tabling and barely being able to get to the table in time:

FullTiltPoker Game #2047206452: Table Bonanza (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:58:48 ET - 2007/03/22
Seat 2: MyIronThumb ($249.25)
Seat 3: midnight234 ($182.05)
Seat 4: hockjock ($70.95)
Seat 5: bdubbs2525 ($197.55)
Seat 6: BamYeah ($200)
bdubbs2525 posts the small blind of $1
BamYeah posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BamYeah [9d Td]
MyIronThumb raises to $7
midnight234 calls $7
hockjock calls $7
bdubbs2525 calls $6
BamYeah calls $5
*** FLOP *** [8h Kd Jd]
prinsen123 sits down
prinsen123 adds $175.25
bdubbs2525 checks
BamYeah has 15 seconds left to act
hockjock: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BamYeah bets $4
MyIronThumb raises to $18
bdubbs2525: quit then dork...zzz
midnight234 calls $18
hockjock calls $18
bdubbs2525 calls $18
BamYeah raises to $193, and is all in
MyIronThumb folds
midnight234 folds
hockjock folds
bdubbs2525: nice raise thumb....
hockjock: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hockjock: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bdubbs2525: u pussy
hockjock: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bdubbs2525 has 15 seconds left to act
bdubbs2525 folds
Uncalled bet of $175 returned to BamYeah
BamYeah mucks
MyIronThumb: talk about callign stations lol
hockjock: fold
BamYeah wins the pot ($122)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $125 | Rake $3
Board: [8h Kd Jd]
Seat 2: MyIronThumb folded on the Flop
Seat 3: midnight234 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: hockjock (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: bdubbs2525 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: BamYeah (big blind) collected ($122), mucked

[GrandMelon]

Anyone's HUD not working?

[ajmargarine]

What does "cocking" mean in 'the biggest cocking trap hand in poker'

?

[Jay Riall]

***** Hand History for Game 5797280498 *****
$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 22, 23:02:37 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1305419 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Smartguy177 ( $ 752.37 USD )
Seat 4: ZombieOn ( $ 256.44 USD )
Seat 6: lazy22111 ( $ 269.10 USD )
Seat 3: SSNL_balla ( $ 200 USD )
Seat 5: PHILIP738 ( $ 87.90 USD )
Seat 2: snowpigeon ( $ 199 USD )
SSNL_balla posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
ZombieOn posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SSNL_balla [ 4h 6h ]
PHILIP738 folds.
lazy22111 folds.
Smartguy177 folds.
snowpigeon raises [$ 5.60 USD]
SSNL_balla calls [$ 4.60 USD]
ZombieOn calls [$ 3.60 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, Kh, 3h ]
SSNL_balla bets [$ 13 USD]
ZombieOn folds.
snowpigeon raises [$ 39.87 USD]
SSNL_balla raises [$ 114 USD]
snowpigeon is all-In.
SSNL_balla calls [$ 66.40 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
SSNL_balla shows [ 4h, 6h ]two pairs, Fours and Threes.
snowpigeon doesn't show [ 7h, 5h ]a pair of Threes.
The time at which hand ended:Mar 22 2007 23:04 ET
SSNL_balla wins $ 400.10 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Fours and Threes.
#Game No : 5797282586

LOL love these type of hands. Except when on the other side of it obviously.

[Kilillan]

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it if I hang around the high school to try to pick up girls?

[Jigsaws]

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lol I didn't mean it like that. I think hookers are fine, actually - but they're not good for someone that is a)not totally comfortable in their own skin or b)actually just looking for love/acceptance, not just straight sex.

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I guess if you can completely separate your ego from the straight lust for sex, you could go for a hooker. I dunno, tho, isn't like half the fun of a one-night stand the conquest? That's why I said I'd kill myself. I don't think my ego could handle stooping to the level of paying for sex.

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28 and 24 year old girls don't want 19 year old guys. It sucks, but it's just the way it is. 19 year old girls really want 24 or 28 year old guys, though - so just like, chill out for 5 years or something [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

seriously tho - don't shoot for older chicks. you'll always have better luck with girls younger than you (within reason, statch)

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somehow this isn't true for me. i just can't stand talking to most girls < 21. they're easy to impress, but soooo boring. i don't know how anyone manages to hold a conversation with anyone fresh out of high school. i'm always like, don't you have interests? haven't you done anything with your life? christ.