QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

[Gone Forever]

All I know is this:

No matter what way this story decides to go I can garauntee I'll be using the phrase "Bingo Bango" from now on.

"Bingo Bango! Pass the money 'cross the table, playa!"

[ipot]

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Really though...

Sex + Breakfast + Prom + a few dates = 0.


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I don't think i can handle another prom.

6 proms? [censored] that, 5 is way too many already. It isn't the money aspect, hell I can still get a free tux probably. After going to my first prom, I ended up wearing a tux to my hs for a day and passing out cards, and I have gotten free tux rentals from president tuxedo since.

I'm on tilt just from thinking about prom, seriously. Before the god forsaken event even occurs, 1/2 the battle is already over. It starts with having to buy the stupid corsage, and having to have it match. Then you obv have to pick up your date, get a million pics with their family(ies) and THEN go meet up for "group pics"

I hate group pics for prom.

It starts out with always having to wait for one last couple to get there, and it always seems to be the ugly ones that no one in the group even likes. THEN when everyone finally gets there, the parents are anal retentive about how to place everyone on the stairs/by the fireplace/by the beach/ect ect. After at least 45 mins of group shots, of course each couple has to get individual photos again.

Why didn't we start individual pics first, while we were waiting for the ugly bitch and the poor sap she is with?

And while people are taking individual pics, what else goes on? You get to talk to your dtes parentstheir grandparents/whoever the [censored] else they brought with them. And you can see it in the back of their eyes, they know that you are going to mess around with their little girl, drink, possibly do drugs, and possibly drunk drive.

I'm steaming right now and i really can't stop,so sad.

LIMO DRIVERS/PARTY BUS DRIVERS IN SE MICHIGAN = DIE

limodriver1: we're a little ahead of schedule, you mind if i stop by mcdonalds to get something for myself to eat? I'll go through the drivethrough

before I have a chacne to tell the dumb sob that we are paying xxxxx for them to drive us someplace, the ugly girl that was late for pictures says "AWWW SURE GO AHEAD SIR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] "


Next limo driver?

obv gets lost.

He keeps on driving around until he eventually turns around and tells us.

limodriver2:"We aren't going to have time to find the place and make it back in time for the start of prom."
randomuglygirl"WE NEED TO MAKE IT BACK IN TIME FOR PROM TO START!!!"

who cares if we are 30 mins late, you might miss a lil john song, and the song from titanic, tops.

So what is the solution? Head back to the prom, but stop at wendys on the way back?

I really have to stop now.

[bmwguy525]

don't do the prom or it'll ruin this whole thread

srsly

[gamblore99]

Those of you with daughters in high school/colllege, show them this thread, It will keep them safe.

They may also hate men but thats just a side effect.

[bmwguy525]

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Those of you with daughters in high school/colllege, show them this thread, It will keep them safe.

They may also hate men but thats just a side effect.

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Either that or the daughters will just end up wanting to get railed like girl1

[ipot]

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Those of you with daughters in high school/colllege, show them this thread, It will keep them safe.

They may also hate men but thats just a side effect.

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I hope your daughter gets pregnant at a very early age.

[yeotaJMU]

pozzed

[duracell]

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Really though...

Sex + Breakfast + Prom + a few dates = 0.


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I don't think i can handle another prom.

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I fully understand. I just thought your revelation was that you might actually get serious with girl1. And if you do, good luck avoiding Prom.

[cking]

This thread is a whole reminder on why i never ever want to have a daughter. Only 2 things can happen and both are bad:

1) she's ugly. [censored] that.
2) She isnt ugly guys try to [censored] her. [censored] that.

Also girls love to shop and have expensive habbits,the only reason to be a father of a daughter as far as i can see is as a service to your fellow men for something to rail

[Maple Leafs]

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Those of you with daughters in high school/colllege, show them this thread, It will keep them safe.

They may also hate men but thats just a side effect.

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I hope your daughter gets pregnant at a very early age.

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And he can make it happen, too.