QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

[Jim14Qc]

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this shower is unacceptably long

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It has been an hour, that is a hella long shower

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brag or beat?

[TheBronzer]

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this shower is unacceptably long

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It has been an hour, that is a hella long shower

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brag or beat?

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huge beat for us...maybe a brag for him bc he is washing the poo off his weiner after teh buttsecks

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Trip Report 2:

Get to the girl's house around 6 or something, and notice that her parents are home ( cts + escalade ). I don't like meeting/talking to high school girl's parents, so when I get in her driveway, I call her and tell her I'm at her place. However she isn't quite ready, so she tells me to come inside.

I knock on the door, and her mom answers (+++++) and she looked like a slightly ugly version of Tony sopranos wife ( forgot her name ) but decent none the less. I take a seat on the couch, and make small talk with her mom, then her dad comes in...big guy. I shake his sausage like fingers and he mentions that he has never seen me before, was i a senior? "ummm...i'm actually a sophomore in college."

His eyes drop down, and I think it clicked for him."oh....I see."

Thankfully right after this was said, the girl came down the stairs and we left the awkwardness. We pull out of her driveway and she tells me i have to pick where we goto dinner at because she picked lunch. I decided to goto olive garden, because

1) there isn't one where i goto college, and i haven't had it in a long time
2) not many decent places to eat where i live
3) i paid for her 2.50 meal, and almost got the job done, imagine what a 13$ meal can accomplish.

We eat, nothing major, it was good. Bill comes I pay for it, and she is very happy, and right when i got up after paying, she became physically clingy? She puts her arm around me/tries holding my hand in the car/ect, but I see this as a good sign of things to come.

We leave olive garden, and she tells me that she has an "AMAZING" idea, so she tells me where to drive to. I follow he directions, and we wind up at......the high school? I park in a crowded parking lot, get out of the car in a daze, thinking "mayyyyybe sex in an empty clasroom?" Nope. That idea came to a burning death when she skips over to me, grabs my hand, and says "xxxxx/ xxxxx/ xxxxxx/xxxxx [kids i semi know that are still in high school] are in the band, and they have a concert going on now.
If i had to goto a high school event, let it be a volleyball game at least? but nope.

When we walk through the doors of the high school, my mind starts to think, and i start to worry. I also start thinking about 2+2/bbv "[censored] [censored] is going to a high school band concert? lame" So my mind went into overdrive, and I started to think of how to get this night out with a high schooler back on track...and in my bed.

We sit down in the auditorium, I suffer through 1 and 1/2 song, then I finally think of an out. After one of the songs, she says to me "that reminded me of the song from Rocky Balboa."

click

me:"didn't that just come out on dvd?"
her:" um, i think so? i loooooooveeee that movie though."
me:"I think my dad just bought it, we should go watch it."
I start to stand up
her:"alright"

******I have no clue if this movie has came out yet, but I know for sure my dad didn't buy it/it is at my house.*******

bingo bango, [censored] you high school band concert.

We go back to my house, and down to the tv room. I put on my surprised "where is the rocky balboa dvd" face, then we end up putting in Casino Royal after watching a bit of tv.
We get to the part in Casino Royal where the chick is riding a horse on the beach. Then the follow happens.

girl:"aww thats a cool horse, and that girl is so cute"
---I think to myself "what can't girl1/girl2 be friends? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
-----Thinks more, then remembers one of the fundamental rules in hooking up with a high schooler.

Big(er) words + touchy feeling bs.

[[[Note-we were laying together on the couch while watching the movie.]]]

Me:yeah, she is pretty cute, but you're gorgeous.
*lies yes.
*call a girl in hs other than cute/hot, and she gets giggly.

Then apply the second part of the rule and squeeze her...not hug her, but squeeze her. (1, [censored] hugs, 2 this gets her attention and makes her turn around )

While she is trying to turn around on my weird love seat/ghetto couch, she makes a comment about how small it is. So? I pick her up off the couch, kiss her in the air, then walk towards the stairs/towards my room.

^^^ you know she is going to tell her friends about this, and it really gets a hs'er like her going.

So we get up to my bed, make out/ect/ect/she goes down on me/ect/ect/ect and i'm about to really let her have it.

She just has her thong on, and i'm semi on top of her at eye level, and she says..."I dunno about this..." ( NOT SINCERE ENOUGH )

Right when she says this

I KID YOU NOT, I get the following images in my head.

hypnotoad, a robot, random avatars, and just bbv/2p2 in general laughing and saying "hahahahaha, shut down by a high schooler." and i was not going to accept that, and it made me think of this (super fast )

You know she still wants it-I can't give up yet-bitch still has my hat?-anal?--wait..

provide a high schooler with a slightly worse option = keys to succeed. ( After she said "I dunno about this", this all rushed through my head in a matter of seconds."

I start to laugh, grab her butt and say, rather have anal?

her:ewww, that is so gross.
me: *winks at her* you know i'm just kidding.
then i start to kiss her neck, and about 5 seconds later she is down for the sex.

sex

sex

high school girl + me having sex

a bit more

and we're done.

**she was actually pretty tight.

We lay in my bed for a bit after, and she turns to me and lays on me and says

"hey, I have an idea."
me:"whats up?"
her:"you should goto prom with me!"

little part of me dies, and i go speechless for a few seconds.

me:"um, I have tests around that time probably, how about i'll see whats going on, then I'll let you know.

real answer? [censored] that. i just decided to be nice.

We talk a little bit more, then i drive her home and says she will call me tomorrow.

think thats all of it.

[mastin1]

[tisthefire]

his timely tr's were very impressive, call me spoiled but i'm a tad let down at this point

edit:i eat my words

[TheBronzer]

nice...good thinking when you asked for buttsecks to lock the regular secks

[MTUCache]

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So we get up to my bed, make out/ect/ect/she goes down on me/ect/ect/ect and i'm about to really let her have it.

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For one awful second there, I thought you were going to yada yada the secks part. But, thankfully you saved this with a Herculean effort.

Very nicely done.

Any texting work done towards accomplishing goal #2 for tomorrow? This seriously needs to happen.

Also, Olive Garden? Balla!

[ZeTurd]

I feel a strange sense of accomplishment from reading that last tr. Living vicariously FTW!

[mastin1]

Long live BBV4LIFE

[Jim14Qc]

Great success!

EDIT:

HS Girl: $15.50 + gas (+ hat you idiot)
Hooker: 3-figure (?) + HIV

HS Girl > Hooker. Hooker will probably buttsecks it for bonus though.