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  #101  
Old 03-07-2007, 06:35 PM
ace_in_the_hole ace_in_the_hole is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

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I'll chip in 10 bucks for the feces thing too, but we need hi-res pics/video for proof.

See, begging can get you far, that's 30-40 bucks already..

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Since OP isn;t expressing interest in this offer, I will. If you can round up $200, I will post a pic/video of this that will make you/me wish you had never proposed it.

I'm serious. I really love poker, or feces...you be the judge. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:45 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

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I'll chip in 10 bucks for the feces thing too, but we need hi-res pics/video for proof.

See, begging can get you far, that's 30-40 bucks already..

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Since OP isn;t expressing interest in this offer, I will. If you can round up $200, I will post a pic/video of this that will make you/me wish you had never proposed it.

I'm serious. I really love poker, or feces...you be the judge. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I'm in for $10 because I love watching people humiliate themselves and haven't seen a good feces smearing since my little sister was 2 years old.
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

So we're up to 50?
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  #104  
Old 03-07-2007, 07:02 PM
ace_in_the_hole ace_in_the_hole is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

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So we're up to 50?

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I am eating ALOT of fiber right now, so hurry up.
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  #105  
Old 03-07-2007, 07:24 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

DONT SEND OP MONEY
HE IS A RUSSIAN ARMS DEALER WHO WILL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP WITH NERVE GAS!!


but itd be funny if he [censored] on his own face ;p
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:15 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

OP is so delusional it is actually pretty funny
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:29 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

insert photoshop of grim carrying a laptop case saying let's make a deal
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:40 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

maybe theres some WOMEN members of this site who are broke and be willing to give me phone sex for a $10 stake on stars? if so feel free to get in touch by PM. sure wish i had a good woman to play poker with who wouldnt ask for too much money. i dont win much maybe like $300-500 a month, but im a winning player.
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:49 AM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

ninja bumped? so, what happened OP?
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:52 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

how many people will pay me $10? i would smear my feces on me any day of the week, if mutiple people pay me. thats an easy one.
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