What Do You Do Here?

[ClevelandWasp]

Generally the CC company charges the merchant around 3% and kicks you back 1% in the form of airline miles or something. Credit cards also carry certain protections, I say get one for large purchases. Just don't become that rat-bastard who breaks out the plastic for a $3 coffee.

[roxtar]

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I wanna know what you guys would do.

Then I'll say what happened.

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I'd take my money back and go somewhere else.

[Dastone]

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I wanna know what you guys would do.

Then I'll say what happened.

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I'd take my money back and torch that [censored] building later that night.

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[_TKO_]

I would have pushed for a credit card discount.

[Teh1337zor]

i woudlve showed him my gat and asked for a special cash discount

[neuroman]

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i'd say

"well, costco takes cash... i'll just go there"

or if i was feeling really mean, i'd call the cops, since that's illegal

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BBV lawyering strikes again

[DJ Sensei]

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salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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god i love the whooooopwhoopwhoopwhoop noise that zoidberg and chris berman make

[TIEdup14]

..........so what did you end up doing.

[TripSearching]

I bought a new mattress about 3 months ago from one of those chains, it was Sleepys i think. The mattress had a price tag of $1875. I told him I wanted the mattress and I wanted to pay $1000 and he agreed so I hope OP didn't pay the ticket price and also tried to negotiate.

[so sick bro]

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salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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lol zoidbergaments