banging chicks from myspace.com

[TomCollins]

Here's yer damn pictures.

Wednesday-


Friday-

[BUD]

Amen! The stated intent of this post was to bang a my space chick, and then share with the group! This is all about the group not any one individuals particular taste. Screw the detractors. Some one needs to take one for the team!

your loyal lurker
bud

[TomCollins]

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BTW, how did psycho cutter respond to "inside?"? Purple? Bluejeans? No, upside? Knowing her response could help the rest of us avoid seeing nutjobs.

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If you met her on the street, you'd never imagine she was crazy. I messaged her before the whole "inside" thing started. She actually left her AIM name in her profile, so I just started talking to her right on AIM.

[Vavavoom]

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I've read most of this thread as it unravelled. Good idea, poor result thus far.

It seems it is quite difficult for OOTers to find someone on myspace to sleep with them, but with so many people trying I'm still surprised the 'trainwreck' hasn't occured.

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It hasn't even been a week yet and this will be the first weekend, I don't think it's anywhere near the time to panic

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No one trying the long-ass ' I've been' thing I posted, oh, about 1000 back?

Everyone's on 'inside' or their own then?


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Diebitter, I was away yesterday (Friday and have just returned home to 256 new posts in this thread)

I think that its taking a lot longer than people imagined....But just so u know....The one I think I'm doing ok with goes like this :


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Well i hope you enjoy yr weekend of fun. I will. I get to see santa tomorow! Yay!!!

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 16, 2005 1:11 AM

Well, I'm off work now til 28th Dec...Lucky me....

I'm in Birmingham tomorrow night for a mates bday...Coming back on saturday which will probably low key....

Sunday is my football teams xmas lunch/dinner/drink fest....

So thats my action plan...Shattered now though - Been a long day/week/month/year.......

Audrey Hepburn eh...That should be great for some pics...

I'm on MSN if u are ever on it....Feel free to add me :

[email protected]....(U will have to excuse the name)

Darren
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From: Laura
Date: Dec 15, 2005 9:40 PM

Well its my dancing schools last week of classes starting tomorow and saturday is a very busy day indeed. We r having party classes for all the kiddies, then im out in bmth for xmas meal then out on the town for my mates birthday dresseds as Audrey Hepburn cus he wants everyone dressed as a 50's icon!!

Gunna be a messy weekend!!

U?

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 15, 2005 8:31 PM

Quite demanding.....

Might be worth a trip to Bournemouth on one summers day...

So what has the weekend got in store for you ???

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From: Laura
Date: Dec 15, 2005 11:16 AM

Well im no breakdancer and as a teacher anyway i would quite demanding!! But deffinatly love dancing!!!

Laura xx

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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 14, 2005 10:39 PM

I've been known as "No Vavavoom" for ages now...I personally don't see the Thierry thing but i'm not complaining...Well i am...as I don't see any of the benefits a true thierry lookalike would get....

My friend does a street jazz class....I can do all the body popping etc....I wanted to learn how to breakdance (Windmills etc) but it was too hard and needed to much dedication....

I need a teacher.....Hmmmmm, where can one find a dance teacher who loves it that much ??

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From: Laura
Date: Dec 14, 2005 10:31 PM

I do all those you mentioned and teach too! I would dance all day and night if i could. In spare time lately iv ben on here!! But like going out with mates pubbing, clubbing, chillin at home with dvd or goin to cinema, normal stuff really. As long as I can laugh a lot i don't mind!!

U? You prob here this all the time and cus of wat yr name thing says, but u got a real tieri henri thing going on!!

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 14, 2005 10:27 PM

Oh I see...

Dancer ? What do u do - Street Jazz ? Tap ? Ballet ? Modern ? A mixture.....?

Its addicting, keeps me amused when i'm online playing poker ?

So what do u get up to in your spare time ??

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From: Laura
Date: Dec 14, 2005 10:22 PM

Hi,

Not in london much, only when i can afford it. Was last up there for a week back in april attending the royal academy of dance in battersea.

I'm more of a dancer than an actress but can be a good little actress when i want to be!

I meant beware of the addiction, but sounds like its too late 4u!!

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 14, 2005 10:19 PM

I'm in London, but easily addicted also ?! So u better get prepared to message away.....


Bournemouth eh, I'm down there every once in a while...I'm have friends who live in ferndown....

U ever come up to london...?

Beware eh....I hope you are not implying you are going to chase me into Jumpin Jacks in a body stocking with your rampant rabbit going like the clappers....

So an actress then....I don't mind a bit of roleplay...only joking...I used to be a Holiday rep so i'm not shy either....like the old stage a bit too much...

I'll apologise if I appear to online but not talking during the day.....I'll be at work and unable to message - I can view my profile but not message - and it sucks.....

Darren...xx





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From: Laura
Date: Dec 14, 2005 9:44 PM

LOL, ok then.

I'm based in bournemouth Dorset. U?

Unfortunatly im getting addicted to this myspace thing!! Beware!

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 14, 2005 9:28 PM

Well, You don't mess about....I prefer you in the tights though....Doing your Velma Kelly impression....

Well, I'll bring my Spandex and u can locate all the Ann Summers gear...

So whereabouts are you based then...I'm getting to grips with this Mysapce lark...My photos don't compare to yours ....








----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Laura
Date: Dec 14, 2005 9:19 PM

Well my spandex is hanging up in a wardrobe far far away!!! Hopefully never to come out again! It is all too close to the ann summers gear stored away 2!!




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 14, 2005 5:53 PM

I try ...

So where has all the spandex gone??? Is it in the secret drawer with the crotchless underwear ???

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From: Laura
Date: Dec 14, 2005 3:16 PM

Ahhh very smooth!!!

Laura xx




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From: Darren (Vavavoom)
Date: Dec 13, 2005 6:32 PM

I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now...

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New Summary as far as I can see...

*Tony P's went well but no home run...Not a problem...
*TomCollins is in the process of constructing a trip report as far as I'm aware... **HERE** And takes a shock lead... Chick In Question
*BEP wants to remain anonymous, but may consider a link if a "trainwreck" is possible....
*[censored] is lowering standards day by day in attempt to begin a derailment...
*New posters are coming out of the woodwork and this is encouraging..."Monty", Chim17 (Who has a meeting arranged)
*This thread does rule....

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we need someone to write the plan abd recommendations, start to finish. I would but too busy.

we need sections with footnotes abd links back to key posts on:
1) openers - 'inside?', 'I've been...', personalised approache (censored did some on this)
2) closing on meet - The Truth, Gonores and others talk on this. My own advice - A-B-C - 'always be closing'. dr dom is also worth research on this too, I'd say
3) date/humpage - dr dom, maybe gonores, the truth, alobar, myself and several others
4) reveal - censored gave clear line, but worth repeating in a summary

This is worth doing. any volunteers

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[NoamChomsky]

I find commenting on their profile in your opening "that's one of my favourite movies / tv. shows / bands" is a great opener, JUST REMEMBER YOUR LIES!

What a tangled web we weave.

[Clarkmeister]

good man.

[MrWookie]

Way to be, Tom. Your girl Friday (heh) is pretty cute.

[Hopey]

I'm actually surprised it took this long before somebody ran into a chick who's nuts. I would have thought that Myspace would be crawling with depressive types.

[TomCollins]

Has anyone figured out a good way to make sure they aren't fat? So many people pick and choose their pictures. And you can't ask their weight. Advice?

[IggyWH]

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Has anyone figured out a good way to make sure they aren't fat? So many people pick and choose their pictures. And you can't ask their weight. Advice?

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I mentioned before about looking at friends profiles (mostly the top8) and look for pics of your girl. Their friends are looking for a picture that makes them look good and not making your girl look good. You can usually find the truth that way.

You can also talk to the girl about eating healthy, going to the gym, doing outdoors type stuff... you'll usually be able to spot a fatty by the responses they give.