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[The Truth]

This is my first inside? My post conversation play by play is in bold.

Me:inside?

Her: inside what?
Wtf do I do now? Aww Fvck it.
Me: Thats the best you got? "Inside what?"
Could have at least went with, "inside a box" or "inside my house"
You gotta show more creativity.
I'll give you one more chance.
inside?

Yeah, this’ll get her for sure.
Her: what the hell are you talking about. you wrote "inside" so i replied "inside what"
Fvck.
Me: Nice, confrontational today aren't we? At least you got emotional.
The idea was to test your creativity.
You kinda broke the game up though, so I can't really tell you how you did. B+ for your feistiness. At least you got that going for you.
Guess you just aren't all that playful of a girl.
Enjoy your day,
Blake
I am a bitch.

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Yeah, the first line is my opener. I am not saying any of these are good, just testing it out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


Me: Do your remember the show "My little Pony?"
Did they have magical powers or something? I know they did something, maybe like the care bears stare thing?
And don't act like I am the only one that has seen this show. You love rainbowbright, you gotta know whats up.
Do I sound gay? Maybe I can be her gay friend.


Her: No, the ponies had no magical powers. sad, i know. they were just horses w/ their own little horse world were they could talk to eachother and do horsey things. Why don't wer have great cartoons such as those anymore? they need to have a seperate TV channel dedicated to the shows of our youth. that would rock.
This bitch loves magical ponies. Thus, she loves me because I giver her the opportunity to discuss her feelings. [censored].
Me: That is pretty pathetic. Seems like they could at least fly you know.
They seem to be remaking alot of the older cartoons, but it sucks because I refuse to get up early enough to watch them. Especially on Saturday.
She said something about loving sleep in profile.

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Me: would you rather play tennis or basketball?

Her: tennis, just because I'm better at it.
Damn, opener was probably weak.
Me: oh, ok. well, good talkin with ya. Have a merry christmas.
blake
Lets try a push line again, open push, it worked on other girl. If nothing else it’ll confuse her.
Her: Merry Christmas to you also! why did you ask me that question abotu tennis and basketball?
Muahahahah, follow my lead OOT, she is chasing now.
Me: I’m busy right now, you got AIM?
We are both online lets extract her. Her profile mentioned AIM, I knew she had it.
Her: XXXXXXX
Swish. We talked for about 3 minutes, I told her I had to go and maybe I would see her out sometime. She gave me her number and told me a bar she’ll be at.

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Me: Inside?


Her: What??
Haven’t heard that before.
Me: Are you just in to like watching Emeril and the Iron Chef on tv, or can you really cook yourself?
blake
She said she could cook in her profile. It is usually good to bust her balls a little at some point, good time.
Her: NO I really cook......I almost went to culinary school but changed my mind at the last minute.
Why?
ok. So you thought about cooking, and now you’re a cook, congratulations.
Me: I've just ran into alot of girls that say they love cooking. Then when we cook something together I realize the extent of their skill is that they say "Bam!" when they put pepper on something.
Also, I thought mormons weren't allowed to cook or something [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

What all is there to do down in birmingham? Montevallo is usually dead, and the few times I've went out in birmingham, it was just my buddy Christos roaming around raising hell.
There was a joke about her not being mormon but from utah in her profile. The rest is pretty much true.
Her: Ok.....first of all I'm not Mormon I ahve been cooking since I was a kid....took many classes in school as well as a college Food & Nutrition course in High School. I can cook pretty much anything

I'm still learnig about Birmingham.....I moved here in April. I work alot so haven't done annything too extravagant.
Thanks for the update you mormon skank. She left it closed ended, I dunno if she is digging me or not. Lets push her away and see if I can pull her back in.
Me: Ok, Nice talking to you. Enjoy your time, blake.
holla.
Her: Nice talking to you to! Maybe we can hang out in Birmingham sometime!
Christ, that worked like a charm. I don’t know if I was in before or after the push away comment, but keep in mind to use that again. It works well in real life, I think we need to be including it quick online as well. I haven’t responded yet, just got this message earlier today

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Me: (I just sent a friend request as an opener) She added me, 2 days later she sends this.
She looks decent enough, plus I wanna try “open add as friend” out.

Her: Hey Blake, how are you doing? I am at school in between finals...so much fun! Ttyl
Brittany
Christ, this bitch loves me now. Lets go in for a closer inspection.

Fvck. This was before I knew to check all the pics before messaging.

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Me: This has been buggin me cause I got no idea. I am not real big into the lord of the rings thing, but do the little hobbits have magical powers?
I saw on the previews that they disappear or something, but I don't know if its like a crazy magic spell or what.
It worked once. This girl said she likes LOTR in profile. What dumb bitch will believe I am on the internet and don’t know about LOTR. Aww fvck it.



Her: No, they don't have magic powers. He dissappears because he puts on an elvish cloak.
Ok. Thanks for the update.
Me: Thats pretty weak. If I could have any magical power it would probably be flying, but invisibility is a close second.
Thanks for clearing it up for me, and the fact that invisibility requires an "elvish cloak" made me laugh.
I don’t want to directly ask her another question again, instead I want to see if she will push the conversation all. So she is chasing me idea.
Her: Well, see what it is is that the elvish cloaks SEEM to dissappear but realli it's that they blend in so naturally with every environment cuz they look like a rock or something.
Neways, yea, hobbits are sposed to be weak... that's the whole point. They are small and weak, and they make this huge difference in this world full of powerful, men, elves, dwarves, ents, orks, etc. The point is that they are so small and weak, that they are also humble, and therefore they aren't seduced as easily by ambitions about power and such. That is why they can withstand the power of the ring so long.
K well, u should read the books!
tl,dr Something about hobbits, im done with LOTR now.
Me:NICE. That was really thorough. I think I can hold my own in any hobbit debate now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
What is there to do over at troy besides reading about sweet hobbits?
I think she might love me, lets see how she does at a topic change.

Her: Um... what's there to do? Like, parties... mostly frat parties, and some appt. and house parties, a crappy movie theatre, going to montgomery, taking road trips to dothan/b'ham etc.
I'm very social, and honestly, I don't need a whole lot to entertain me... I mean, I grew up Africa so I don't exaclty need Disney World around the corner to have a good time lol :-) So I can have a good time just sitting around socializing with people like myself who are interesting and stuff.
She might just love herself. I had a response to this, don’t know where it went. I ask her about her favorite fraternity or something. I have a shot here I dunno how close I am though.

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Me : If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring 1 cd what would you choose?


Her: Hmmm....that is a difficult question...probably a mix cd of all my favorite songs!! That way I dont get bored with one thing. What about you?
You cheated on the question. Fvcking cheater.
Me: I was thinking elliot smith, but then I realized I would get sad and cry everywhere. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
What all is there to do in lexington? I was born there, but haven't been back since I was a kid.
Pofile said ES. I go back to Lexington all the time, dunno why I lied.
Her: Elliot Smith would be a good choice, but you're right, it would make you sad that you were all alone on an island!
There's not much to do here in Lexington really, there are a few good bars and places to shop. Sometimes you can find a decent play to go see. Its not too exciting though if you ask me, I guess it could be worse though.
So where is Jasper,AL? Close to anything fun?
She might like me.

Me: Nope, jasper is pretty small (although it was ranked by some magazine as the ..1 place to find a hit man). Its actually a coal mining town. Dad went to med school at UK, then moved us down here to work (thanks dad!). [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Nearest cool place is birmingham alabama. Its where alot of the civil rights stuff went down. So, that is our crowning achievement.
I go to a liberal arts college right by b-ham. My sister is in school with me and she is a drama major. So, I end up at alot of the plays she is in, you like shows like that?
Weak simple filler chat, I think I am afraid to push.

Her: Yeah, I actually used to really be into Drama in high school, but over the years it has just become a distant memory! I do still love going to see plays though, I go the the UK shows a lot.
You look really young in your pictures, are they recent?
I think shes into it.

Me: Not too recent. The one of me and my little brother is like 4 years old. The ones of me and my sister are closer to recent, but they are still a year or so old.
What do you think about the University down there? I need to come down and visit it soon, since I may go to school there. I love UK basketball though, so at least that would be fun.
I gotta go take an exam right now (Fantastic!) , but I'll talk to ya later on.
Have a good day
blake
A little push.

Her: UK is a good school, you should check it out for sure! Seems like everyone loves UK basketball, although they aren't doing super good this year for some reason. A lot of upset fans in the Bluegrass State! haha! Good luck with your exam,talk to you later!
Laura
ok.
Me: I finally finished my exams. This week was not as fun as usual due to tooo much studying and stuff.
What all have you been up to?
Yeah, I've watched UK quite often this year, I am disappointed as well. You a big fan?
Do you know where winchester is?
Day or so later, reopen with intent to close.
Her: Hey! I haven't been up to much, just work. I'm not a huge fan of sports really, but I do pay attention to UK basketball sometimes just because I live here.
I do know where Winchester is, its a little town right outside of Lexington, I actually used to live there for a while when I was younger. Why do you want to know about Winchester?
excellent, glad she lived there a bit.
Me: Hey! Where do you work? And are you pumped up about christmas? I've been trying to think of what all to buy people.
My 2 cousins are from Winchester. They are meeting me in Memphis tomorrow to hang out on beal street. Then, I am going to stay with them for a week before Christmas. I go up there once every 2 years or so, but I don't know the geography real well, so I wasn't sure how close to lexington etc.
Enjoy your day
blake
Demonstrate that I am fun worldly etc, plus get us close to a meet.

Her: Hey! I work at a hotel in Lexington. Its not a bad job. Have fun in Winchester, maybe we can hang out sometime while you're here!
I’m gonna bang her where she works, awesome. KY is next week, I’ll post trip report. On second thought, I am not driving there. This will explain it. Next message I will send her this pic, and tell her she must come to me.

[The Truth]

Me: Inside?

Her: HUH ??!?! INSIDE WHAT !?!?!?
oh you mean my vagina. alright.
It is on, this bitch loves it.
Me: At first I thought I was getting worse at this, but then I ralized I am probably getting better, its just that the girls are screwing it up.
Do you think my sappy picture with the baby is gonna fly?
Lets string her along a bit, and see if she is crazy
Her: so how are the girls screwing it up ? by having no idea what you mean by 'inside' ? dummies!! i say drop the baby pic and have one of you laying naked on an expensive car, covered in money, and flexing. it's a cute picture though.
Lord, this girl is smarter than me. I don’t know weather to assassinate her, or ask her out.

Me: : Yeah, the girls screw it up bad. I tell them I'm rich and everything, but they refuse to get naked. It is a bummer.
I don't have a real expensive car, but I guess I can sell the baby.
thanks for the suggestions.
blake
I probably wouldn’t ever sell the baby, but it is a thought.

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I just realied I may have mixed up one conversation and set of pics, but its not a big deal, so im ignoring it.

blake

[perrier]

Blake,

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tl,dr Something about hobbits, im done with LOTR now.

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That was [censored] gold lmao, your thought process is both hillarious and informative. The pushing is friggan awesome. Finally we are getting somewhere!

Perrier