Guys, never let your girl win at cards

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i always win

it hasn't occurred to me that the deck might be stacked

why did you ruin my happiness!?!?!

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LOLZ, Women

[Fedorfan]

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I'd handle this like you stumbled across a bear in the woods.

Stop, and slowly walk away.

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lol... nh

[SoHotRightNow]

Cliff notes: OP is a tard, who has no idea how to handle a competitve situation with his woman.

You started well by stacking the deck in her favour (AA v KK first hand back from the bathroom is a little too obvious BTW), but WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY did you have to tell her you did it? So stupid... I, and men in general, know very little about women, but one of the things that we should all know is that if we have to cheat to let her win, make it believable that she won and believable that we wanted to win. Its no good taking a 12 on the last hole of minigolf, you need to plan ahead and miss short putts the whole round. AA v KK is too obvious, if you are gonna stack the deck, give her something like a turned straight, or TP on the flop and a rivered nut flush. If you are playing ping pong, just tone it down from the start, and act pissed off as you keep hitting it into the net or off the table. If your GF is the competitive type, convincing her that she beat you fair and square can be one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs around...

This is also why I have never, and will never, allow my fiancee to take up golf- some things are more important than sex...

[Felix_Nietzsche]

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Sounds like they both deserve each other.


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He was a great friend. His marriage was good until he open his big stupid mouth. He had ended the affair and got away with it. BUT....he thought he should confess. Jeez......what a moron.

I couldn't stand his wife after they got back together. She became evil and he kept taking her crap. I lost all respect for him and distanced myself from the both of them. And this was a guy with options. When he was in his early 40s, 19 years old would whistle at him on Saturday nights. He had game. I haven't seen them for over 5 years now.....

[DayTripping]

Just for the record she claims to have no idea that something was fishy, despite how obvious the AA vs KK situation would look to a seasoned player. Keep in mind this was the first time she ever played.

[Mondogarage]

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Wait two days and see if she calls. If she doesn't, call and leave a message asking if she wants to go out for dinner this weekend.

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And if she says no, ask her whether that means a [censored] is out of the question.

[eviljeff]

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Just for the record she claims to have no idea that something was fishy, despite how obvious the AA vs KK situation would look to a seasoned player. Keep in mind this was the first time she ever played.

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confront her with this damning information

[Jay.]

hahah

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Why are you saying my feelings don't matter!?

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that is a golden line that shows how women only argue arguements they can win.

[Reef]

why the F would you tell her you stacked the deck?

(esp if you know she's emo/drama type)

[XXXNoahXXX]

Methinks its time to change your location.