banging chicks from myspace.com

[MrWookie]

Well, I have gotten one girl come out of the woodwork to message me.

Good Lord, No!

[klepto]

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Well, I have gotten one girl come out of the woodwork to message me.

Good Lord, No!

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wow, i hope you're planning this to be a trainwreck. so many clues in that profile, this girl is incredibly lonely. her only friend is TOM!

[SackUp]

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i suspect this thread will get locked, and i suggest all trainwreck planners tell their trainwrecks to register with 2+2 and make a new topic when they find out.

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If this thread gets locked we should boycott 2p2

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This is the correct answer. Any mod locking this thread should face public torture. This thread is fcking BIMO!!!

[MrWookie]

Dude, I ain't hitting that with a 15' dildo. And if I was just to meet her in person to insult her or something, I'm afraid she would eat me.

[SL__72]

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Dude, I ain't hitting that with a 15' dildo. And if I was just to meet her in person to insult her or something, she would eat me.

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FYP

[trotski]

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Well, I have gotten one girl come out of the woodwork to message me.

Good Lord, No!

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Whoa

[Stevolution]

Okay here's one that went well... I have no idea how it went well, but we're chatting now...

Inside? report, read from bottom.

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Her:
wots ur add?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 3:18 PM

Heh well it's a ninja. You know, black mask, sword, throwing stars that kinda stuff. Like I said I say some weird stuff.

You don't wanna do the chat thing?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:14 PM

i dont even no wot that means - shnioovch or wotever it is.

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From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 3:13 PM

grr I said don't ask!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

You never did answer about the sword fighting... Should I take that to mean you're not a trained shinobi? Please don't dash my dreams :P Nothing sexier than a female ninja haha

You wanna do the AIM/MSN thing for a bit? I'm not very good at e-mail... I always end up saying something weird like are you a shinobi.


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From:
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:04 PM

perhaps i shud b more crazy then! and why did u write inside??? a bit random!

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From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 3:03 PM

Well, I apologise for assuming [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

From now on I'll be sure to start each conversation with "who wrote your profile"... It's gotta be better than "inside?", anyway! haha don't ask.

Anyway, I kinda liked the craziness.


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Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:59 PM

ha ha, good enough for u? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
yeh dont worry im not a crazy person, im very sane actually, and fyi i didnt do my profile, it was my mate annie, why does everyone automatically assume it was me, obviously cos its my profile, but u no wot i mean!
still havent checked ur profile, will do that now mister
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From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 2:56 PM

The one where you turn into a psycho. At first glace I seriously thought it was a pic of her. Also, the one of your big smiley face in the park. I think the key to this is that Zhang looks different in every picture she has taken.

Now if you can only wave a sword like she can, I think you may be perfect. Exotic dancing would also help.

I would have gone with less H's in your previous message.... "hahhahah" makes you seem slightly crazy. Mind you, your profile makes you seem really crazy so who knows?


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Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:34 PM

hahhahah never herd that one. which ones are u specifically talking bout?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 2:23 PM

No problem.

So hows it going? Having a good day?

You know, in some of your pics you look just like Zhang Ziyi. Some of them don't look anything like her though.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:15 PM

sorry?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Steve W.
Date: Dec 13, 2005 2:09 PM

Inside?

[asofel]

dude, you found peachy

[MyTurn2Raise]

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Dude, I ain't hitting that with a 15' dildo. And if I was just to meet her in person to insult her or something, she would eat me.

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FYP

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Love the avatar

[BWebb]

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dude, you found peachy

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I was just getting ready to say the same [censored] thing!!! Link to peachy's profile please!