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26 | 13.61% |
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14 | 7.33% |
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30 | 15.71% |
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119 | 62.30% |
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1 | 0.52% |
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1 | 0.52% |
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#1171
12-13-2005, 01:43 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Which one of you hardy souls wants to try this out on one of the myspace hotties... --------------- I've been with many races of chicks.... I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas... I have contradicted myself and still been understood.. I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris... But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now... ------------------ [/ QUOTE ] Okay, you've got one more soldier. Is this an initial contact message diebitter? Or is it more of a second message? [/ QUOTE ] Initial contact message. This is slash-and-burn, take-no-prisoners approach. I expect a low response rate, but responses will be freaks or obsessively romantic fantasists. Please proceed. (Actually, I have no idea what the response will be, but, hey man, we're advancing the boundaries of human knowledge here, and this noble tradition will not be denied.) [/ QUOTE ] WOW!!! So far its batting 1000. [ QUOTE ] RE: Long History Body: you are too funny. that was good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] great reading material. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Oblivious Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:03 AM I've been with many races of chicks.... I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas... I have contradicted myself and still been understood.. I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris... But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now... [/ QUOTE ] Now youve got me into serious trouble. I cant possibly keep up this level of hilarity. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha. 'Inside?' my ass! |
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#1172
12-13-2005, 01:50 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
HAHAHA, I forgot to mention that I did that to a girl in real life at one of the parties the other day. I butchered the lines pretty bad though, but it was the general idea.
She lauged, but I am not sure if it was just cause I was real drunk or cause of the lines. Probably would have worked had I pursued it further. It might be pure gold diebitter. |
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#1173
12-13-2005, 02:07 PM
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[ QUOTE ] How's this for an opener? I'm working on being more myself [ QUOTE ] This "I'm just a girl who's learned more in life than I ever thought possible. I'm learning to live in the moment. Not for tomorrow, not for yesterday...but for today...in this very instance. I don't know where life is leading me at this point, but I do know im going to follow my heart." is sort of cliche don't you think? anyways what's up? [/ QUOTE ] Profile feedback welcome [/ QUOTE ] ok I got a response back from this one. I'm going with an approach based on confronting her BS, to see how that works. [ QUOTE ] wouldn't everyone say pretty much the same thing though? Plus nobody lives for the moment truly, to do so would mean living your life with no thought what so ever about the future, you couldn't save, eat healthy, you get the idea. This is what I mean by cliche it sounds good and everyone is going to say that in one way or another. How does one even really live for tomorrow or yesterday? They can't. But nobody is able to live their life as if future desires/worries and past events have no effect on them. It's not human, starfish and sea cucumbers live for the moment not people. right? I'm not trying to give you [censored] but it just seems like your trying to say something profound but in reality your not saying much of anything about yourself at all. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jen Date: Dec 12, 2005 9:12 AM It wouldn't be cliche if you knew me [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] interestingly my approach seems to be working. Now to show her that I can relate a bit her last reply [ QUOTE ] I get where your coming from, but I don't mean that I will never worry about tomorrow, but rather I will start living more for the present. I had a terrible thing happen in my life and I lost someone very close to me, so it has been hard not feeling helpless about the future and missing the past, but like I said...I am "learning" not to live for the past or future but rather to be thankful for what I have today. I know that everyone may say something like this, but it's more for the people who know what i've been through I guess. [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking i'm cold and hard on the outside but with a kind heart for this girl. |
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12-13-2005, 02:16 PM
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I get where your coming from, but I don't mean that I will never worry about tomorrow, but rather I will start living more for the present. I had a terrible thing happen in my life and I lost someone very close to me, so it has been hard not feeling helpless about the future and missing the past, but like I said...I am "learning" not to live for the past or future but rather to be thankful for what I have today. I know that everyone may say something like this, but it's more for the people who know what i've been through I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Loud laughter. Seriously though this is gold. If she asks you about it say you'd rather not talk about it. Then cry. Then slide her pants off. |
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#1176
12-13-2005, 02:16 PM
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you definitely have some leverage dawg.
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12-13-2005, 02:18 PM
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[ QUOTE ] I get where your coming from, but I don't mean that I will never worry about tomorrow, but rather I will start living more for the present. I had a terrible thing happen in my life and I lost someone very close to me, so it has been hard not feeling helpless about the future and missing the past, but like I said...I am "learning" not to live for the past or future but rather to be thankful for what I have today. I know that everyone may say something like this, but it's more for the people who know what i've been through I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Loud laughter. Seriously though this is gold. If she asks you about it say you'd rather not talk about it. Then cry. Then slide her pants off. [/ QUOTE ] That is what the girl said back to him. blake |
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#1178
12-13-2005, 02:19 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I get where your coming from, but I don't mean that I will never worry about tomorrow, but rather I will start living more for the present. I had a terrible thing happen in my life and I lost someone very close to me, so it has been hard not feeling helpless about the future and missing the past, but like I said...I am "learning" not to live for the past or future but rather to be thankful for what I have today. I know that everyone may say something like this, but it's more for the people who know what i've been through I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Loud laughter. Seriously though this is gold. If she asks you about it say you'd rather not talk about it. Then cry. Then slide her pants off. [/ QUOTE ] That is what the girl said back to him. blake [/ QUOTE ] yeah I should label that |
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