banging chicks from myspace.com

[dblgutshot]

If you're in Canada go ahead and bang the 15yo. Its not illegal unless you SIIHP! (really)

[Tony_P]

"you're hot, wanna [censored]?" has had negative results so far.

[Jdanz]

i think this is one of the very few comments i've seen on 2+2 that is legitamately dangerous to have floating around the internet.

[Clayton]

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"you're hot, wanna [censored]?" has had negative results so far.

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what about just plain o l' you're hot?

[Case Closed]

Nice profile. Reminds me of mine. I think once I get home for break I will start up with the "inside?"

[Stevolution]

"you're hot?" with a question mark really might work.

[Tony_P]

Jdanz & others,

fix your sarcasm detectors please

[goofyballer]

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How are my pictures? my profile

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Pretty bad. You need a theme other than "sweaty dude". And the poker picture is effectively useless.

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What does that mean? I need non-sports pics? I was thinking the same thing myself, I don't have many pics of me but I'll pester my friends to find some good ones.

[BEP]

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"you're hot, wanna [censored]?" has had negative results so far.

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what about just plain o l' you're hot?

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"you're hot" is terrible for reasons explained throughout the thread and throughout the history of human life on earth.

[mason55]

First of all. Divide by 7. Add 2. Easy rules guys.

Second. I will post a trip report from this evening tomorrow. I just went on a Myspace/AIM marathon for the sake of this thread. At one point I was talking to a 20 year old with two kids who was telling me about the amazing pot her dad could get for me. My arms are exhausted and I'm pretty sure I got carpal tunnel tonight.

2 quick and easy tips:
#1, if the dialoge? dilouge? dial... conversation... isn't going well through Myspace messages, get things to AIM as quickly as possible. It's much easier to run game through AIM. I don't know why but for some reason girls warm up the second you get on AIM with them. I guess because it's a little more personal. Just don't get too many going at once and start recalling details about one girl to someone else (whoops!)

#2: If you guys want this to be a trainwreck, lower your standards a little. Obviously this isn't going anywhere with all the Inside? and Chocolate milk, yummy b.s. If you don't have game, take one for the team and [censored] a girl slightly below what you normally would.

#3: I haven't noticed this come up at all yet and it's one thing that I've been doing for quite awhile. If you know you're going out to get drunk on a weekend, line up a few 4's or 5's before you leave. Get their numbers and call them if you come home alone. This is my favorite use for Myspace and was actually my first Myspace hookup. Basically a 5 sent me a cold-message saying, in slightly less vulgar terms, that she wanted to eff me. I got her number before I went out saturday evening and called her that night when I came home alone. She had her FRIEND drive her over and leave her at my place for the evening. This is a seriously underrated use for Myspace. Now, instead of having to settle for whatever closer you can find at the end of the night, at least you have your choice and can make sure they're not TOO bad before you go out.