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Old 01-31-2007, 08:23 PM
Suigin406 Suigin406 is offline
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Default Re: LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS

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This never works for me. I'm like 0/20 at least.

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seriously, no one does this against me...
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:48 PM
Mr_Donktastic Mr_Donktastic is offline
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Default Re: LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS

Hey it worked!!! Too bad he didnt have more money.

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Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 1/1
Blinds (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Small blind with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls ($1), <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, Hero raises ($44.50), Big blind folds, UTG+1 all-in ($30.90)

Flop: ($46.5) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Turn: ($46.5) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


River: ($46.5) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Final Pot: $61.8

Results below:
UTG+1 has As Ks (Flush, ace high)
Small blind has Ac Ad (Two Pair, aces and tens)

Outcome: UTG+1 wins $61.80

Or not.

It was good for my image though, and I reaped the rewards like 2 hands later. I got people shovin into me with crap!

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Absolute NL Hold'em Ring - 1/1
Blinds (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is LP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls ($1), <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero raises ($4), CO folds, Button folds, Small blind folds, Big blind folds, UTG calls ($3)

Flop: ($9.5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG all-in ($31.40), Hero calls ($31.40)

Turn: ($40.9) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


River: ($40.9) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(0 players)</font>


Final Pot: $69.3

Results below:
UTG has As 5s (Two Pair, aces and fives)
LP has 7h 7c (One pair, sevens)

Outcome: UTG wins $69.30

Hold on - how do you make $ in this game again???
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:51 PM
Fiksdal Fiksdal is offline
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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS

towery that is the best story ive ever read.
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:00 PM
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Default Re: LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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Im confused. This argument holds up with the floor? They really call that a bet?
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:03 PM
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Default Re: LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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Im confused. This argument holds up with the floor? They really call that a bet?

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Yeah, it's definitely a bet.
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:09 PM
GeleHaas GeleHaas is offline
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Best way to play aces
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:35 PM
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I woulda slow rolled the living crap outta him

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