I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[bravos1]

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Yuk to having children.

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YSSCKY.. j/k [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[RemyXO]

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Yuk to having children.

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YSSCKY.. j/k [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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No, it should go like this:

You have a kid? .... YSSCKY
You have two kids? .... YSSCKY^2
You have three kids? .... Are you Mexican?
You are thinking about having a kid? .... YSSCKY right now. Or YSSCKY when your wife gains 50 pounds after that and her [censored] becomes akin to a bucket with hot water.

nj/k [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tyler_cracker]

remy,

this question is violently important:

how old are you?

alternately, are you european... or maybe russian?

curiously,
tyler

[RemyXO]

Hmmmmmmmmm ... I don't see how both questions have to do with anything. But I will answer. I am 28 and I was born and raised in Texas.

Now, please, answer what does age(?) and being european (??) or russian (???) has to do with aversion to having children?

[tyler_cracker]

remy,

just trying to figure it all out, man. the internet is a crazy place.

i have some acquaintances who share your feelings on having children. they are members of an informal club called No Kidding -- a name which i could not make up if i tried.

[RemyXO]

LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] No Kidding is a great name [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Tyler, I am gonna cut you some slack just because of that "Not a lot of women tell me that" line. Which was [censored] awesome, by the way.

I dunno ... talk to me when I'm 45 and have to pay for college for all the kids I crank out by that time. And live in a studio cause I had to leave 3 houses to the beatches that said "it's OK, i'm on the pill".

PS: You still didn't answer my questions. What, europeans don't *uck enough? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tyler_cracker]

the honest answer is that i have no idea what you're talking about a lot of the time, and sometimes the reason that happens with people is because their cultural frame of reference is drastically different than mine.

texas is not europe (or russia), but at least now i know what's going on.

[inferno]

shippit crusial [censored]


Player 6: Small Blind ($5)
Player 1: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Player 2: Call ($10)
Player 3: Call ($10)
Player 4: Fold
Hero: Call ($10)
Player 6: Raise ($15)
Player 1: Call ($10)
Player 2: Call ($10)
Player 3: Raise ($20)
Hero: Call ($20)
Player 6: Raise ($20)
Player 1: Fold
Player 2: Call ($20)
Player 3: Call ($10)
Hero: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Player 6: Bet ($10)
Player 2: Raise ($20)
Player 3: Raise ($30)
Hero: Raise ($40)
Player 6: Call ($30)
Player 2: Call ($20)
Player 3: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Player 6: Check ($0)
Player 2: Bet ($20)
Player 3: Raise ($40)
Hero: Call ($40)
Player 6: Fold
Player 2: Raise ($40)
Player 3: Call ($20)
Hero: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Player 2: Bet ($20)
Player 3: Call ($20)
Hero: Call ($20)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 2: Show Cards ($0)
Player 3: Muck ($0)
Hero: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $577, Rake $3
Summary Player 2: bet $140, won $0, net $-140, HoleCards [9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Summary Player 3: bet $150, won $0, net $-150, HoleCards [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Summary Hero: bet $160, won $577, net $417, HoleCards [4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]], HiHand [a straight, three to seven] [7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]], won $577 from main pot

[Jago]

wow

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t25/t50
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t3145
UTG+1: t1455
MP1: t1850
Hero: t1300
MP3: t1440
CO: t200
Button: t1175
SB: t1980
BB: t955

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t150</font>, MP3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in t200</font>, Button calls t200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t425)</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls t50 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t625)</font>.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t675, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t675)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t550</font>, Button calls t550 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1225)</font>.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1775, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t675, Sidepot 1: t1100)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in t550</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in t425</font>.
Uncalled bets: t125 returned to Hero.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2625, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t675, Sidepot 1: t1950)


Results:
Final pot: t2625
Hero showed As Jd
CO showed 6c Qc
Button showed 3c 5c

[inferno]

im busto took a shot at the higher limits and lost it all

bye