**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[Imrahil]

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imrahil... i shove both hands and expect to win both hands almost evertime. obv tha JJ less then tha boat. but on both hands u r WELL ahead of villians range assuming u dont have a read that villian is a huge nit and only plays the nuts (which im sure u dont here.) keep grindin hard and make sure u r playin as well as u can. just a couple suggestions for this situation. play shorter seshs. like 1 hour with a 20 mins break and then another hour or sumtin like that. also look to play during prime time as best u can so that u will b playin with as many awfull people as possible at a time. and make sure u r practicing good table selection.

kazana... i agree so much with u. maybe next month we can start a micro brew thread and then a micro bbv or sumtin like that. so that this thread has more prop bets and other random crap and less i run bad look at this suck out yada yada (since im sure we all post our running bad [censored] in here as i kno i do)

thac... get ur gf sumtin balla that she really likes (like 15 movies or sumtin of that nature) and then cook her a nice dinner of wut ever her favorite food is. bust out some candles n all tha hoop la.

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What time is prime time for the donks?

[kaz2107]

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imrahil... i shove both hands and expect to win both hands almost evertime. obv tha JJ less then tha boat. but on both hands u r WELL ahead of villians range assuming u dont have a read that villian is a huge nit and only plays the nuts (which im sure u dont here.) keep grindin hard and make sure u r playin as well as u can. just a couple suggestions for this situation. play shorter seshs. like 1 hour with a 20 mins break and then another hour or sumtin like that. also look to play during prime time as best u can so that u will b playin with as many awfull people as possible at a time. and make sure u r practicing good table selection.

kazana... i agree so much with u. maybe next month we can start a micro brew thread and then a micro bbv or sumtin like that. so that this thread has more prop bets and other random crap and less i run bad look at this suck out yada yada (since im sure we all post our running bad [censored] in here as i kno i do)

thac... get ur gf sumtin balla that she really likes (like 15 movies or sumtin of that nature) and then cook her a nice dinner of wut ever her favorite food is. bust out some candles n all tha hoop la.

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What time is prime time for the donks?

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the comment thought on 2p2 is 6pm-midnight est 7 days a week. but imo the best times to play r friday and sturday nights 10-3 or 4 am est (lots of retards playin drunk, or tryin to relieve some stress from a long week of work or wutever), then sunday during the afternoon like 3-8pm est (tourney donks and such [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) and then monday-thurs from 10-1am est.

those r the times i try to get the most hours in and then fill in extra hours in the standard peak times when ever i dont have other things i need to do

[Triggerle]

I hate these sessions where a 70/20/5 guy gets all up to 500 BB because he hits everything.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $66.70
Hero: $50
Button: $31.05
SB: $49.45
BB: $121.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $2</font>, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($6.25, 3 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $5</font>, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $119.8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $43</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $24.05</font>.
Uncalled bets: $71.8 returned to BB.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($112.35, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $93.4, Sidepot 1: $37.9)


River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($112.35, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $93.4, Sidepot 1: $37.9)


Results:
Final pot: $112.35
BB showed 3h Ah
Hero showed 9d 7d
Button showed Jh Kh

[thac]

rofl come home drop 4 buyins, tilt, going to sleep.

[Triggerle]

These happened within 10 hands on the same table. Lost one buy-in with JJ to QQ on an undercard flop on the other and I'm done for the night

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $54.20
UTG+1: $62.45
CO: $96.60
Hero: $66.65
SB: $20.70
BB: $38.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $1.5</font>, Hero calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.75, 3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $10</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $65.15</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $27</font>.
Uncalled bets: $28.15 returned to Hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($78.75, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $78.75)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($78.75, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $78.75)


Results:
Hero showed 7c 8c
BB showed 6c 5s

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $73.10
UTG+1: $60.05
CO: $88.10
Hero: $61.70
SB: $40.55
BB: $53

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $2</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.5, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $59.7</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $29.55</font>.
Uncalled bets: $21.15 returned to Hero.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($102.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $81.6, Sidepot 1: $21.15)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($102.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $81.6, Sidepot 1: $21.15)


Results:
Final pot: $102.75
Hero showed 3s 3d
SB showed Ah Jc

[kabouter]

I hate pokerstars.... Blew all my winnings there in one day...

[keikiwai]

How to play AK

1) Make sure you're SOOTED
2) Make sure you HIT

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (CO): $65.95
BTN: $14.05
SB: $52.05
BB: $70.1
UTG: $24.40
MP: $58.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K A ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all in to $14.05</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all in to $52.30</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero calls $49.30

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [T] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had K A (a flush, Ace high) and won $117.15
BTN had J Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high)
Final Pot: $117.15 ($3.00 rake)

[kaz2107]

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How to play AK

1) Make sure you're SOOTED
2) Make sure you HIT

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (CO): $65.95
BTN: $14.05
SB: $52.05
BB: $70.1
UTG: $24.40
MP: $58.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K A ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all in to $14.05</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all in to $52.30</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero calls $49.30

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [T] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had K A (a flush, Ace high) and won $117.15
BTN had J Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high)
Final Pot: $117.15 ($3.00 rake)

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WUT!?!?!?!?!? no royal flush???? fold that [censored]!!!

[keikiwai]

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How to play AK

1) Make sure you're SOOTED
2) Make sure you HIT

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (CO): $65.95
BTN: $14.05
SB: $52.05
BB: $70.1
UTG: $24.40
MP: $58.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K A ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all in to $14.05</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all in to $52.30</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero calls $49.30

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [T] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 6 Q J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($120.15, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had K A (a flush, Ace high) and won $117.15
BTN had J Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high)
Final Pot: $117.15 ($3.00 rake)

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WUT!?!?!?!?!? no royal flush???? fold that [censored]!!!

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button had my out [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] otherwise, i'd have hit

[kaz2107]

please take notes... call preflop...flop tha ROYAL... PROFIT

so simple and yet u only hit tha nut flush. cmon yo

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $4</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $88.45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $40.4</font>.
Uncalled bets: $40.05 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $114.8


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