I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread) - Page 6

bravos1 · #51 01-13-2007, 02:19 AM

ZOMG.. A limit ring game broke out at my Donk-and-Go

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t30/t60
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: t3780
Hero: t1250
CO: t2985
Button: t2605
SB: t1065
BB: t1815

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero folds, CO folds, Button calls t60 (pot was t90), SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t150, 2 players)
BB bets t60, Button calls t60 (pot was t210).

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t270, 2 players)
BB bets t60, Button raises to t120, BB raises to t240, Button raises to t360, BB raises to t540, Button raises to t720, BB calls t60 (pot was t750).

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1710, 2 players)
BB bets t60, Button raises to t120, BB raises to t240, Button raises to t360, BB raises to t540, Button raises to t720, BB calls t60 (pot was t2190).

Results:
Final pot: t3150
Button showed Ad Qd
BB mucks Kd Td

jaxUp · #52 01-13-2007, 02:21 AM

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so you lost $536? that's why I hate NL.

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The worst part about it was that this hand didn't happen when I was 7-tabling at 2 different limits. It happened when I was 2-tabling and paying good attention (or so I thought).

jaxUp · #53 01-13-2007, 02:39 AM

Just for Shadow, here's my worst day:

and my best:

and the year to date (plus another $1000 or so not imported into PT):

waffle · #54 01-13-2007, 03:22 AM

Flash test:

Almost scored perfect, but I got a few points knocked off for 3betting a CO open with JTs in the Btn. WTF?

Table coach brag:

I got a table coach to reveal his notes on me to me. They were:
"4 bets with KQo" (I don't ever remember doing this)
"LAP" (Which means Loose Agressive preflop, passive postflop.)

But 6max, I'm only 24/17 or 23/16. And full ring about 14/10(?).

Beat:

Worst aces never lose session ever. ~2200 hand session, get kings a million times and lose with kings 5 times. Get aces only 5 times and they all stand up. Sooo rigged.

Xhad · #55 01-13-2007, 03:32 AM

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Almost scored perfect, but I got a few points knocked off for 3betting a CO open with JTs in the Btn. WTF?

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Yeah I thought that was weird too, I 3bet as low as 78s there sometimes. I also found it absurd that 3bet < fold, although that quiz may have been written with looser games in mind.

Shillx · #56 01-13-2007, 03:47 AM

Yeah that quiz sucks and it has since it came out. I just picture question X where you have AA UTG and the point values are..

Fold = -10, Limp = -15, Raise = 2 [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Folding is rarely better then limping if raising is the best play. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

00Snitch · #57 01-13-2007, 05:32 AM

i just converted my pt database to postgresql. took some messing around with odbc drivers and about half hour of my cpu running at 100%. im sure it woulda been easier but i never read instructions. had to get the latest PT patch to run with the version of postgresql i downloaded. i only have ~55k hands, so it didnt take too long.

Tiburon · #58 01-13-2007, 05:44 AM

Flash Test:

166/200. I suck, I missed 1, 10, and 11. Ya, I prefer a 3bet with the TJ OTB hand to a coldcall after thinking about it a little more.

00Snitch · #59 01-13-2007, 06:10 AM

jax? have you played 24000 hands so far in january... for $8.4k?!?! teach me

OziBattler · #60 01-13-2007, 10:58 AM

blisss ia goot, I didnt realise i was beat. nh WANKER. SHIPIT.

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CHECK OUT THE 1 OUTER I HIT IN THISE FIRST HAnD. BUY ME A CHEESEBURGER FOR I AM YOU GOD. HOLLA. EASY> TYVM. SUCK MY BALLS.. POKER.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is UTG+1 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Ozi calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, Ozi calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (12SB, 6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG folds, Ozi raises, MP2 calls, CO calls, SB folds, BB 3-bets, Ozi caps, MP2 calls, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (14BB, 4 players)
BB checks, Ozi bets, MP2 folds, CO raises, BB 3-bets, Ozi caps, CO calls, BB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (26BB, 3 players)
BB bets, Ozi raises, CO calls, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 32BB
CO lost 4.50 Ah Ad 
BB lost 4.50 Kh Ks 
Ozi bet 4.50 collected 15.30 net 10.80 shows 5d 5s 

then this happens....I am azesome at poker. I am so pissed. i can barely type and yet paradise is easay. holla

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is MP3 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Ozi calls, CO raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, Ozi calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (14SB, 7 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, Ozi bets, CO raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, Ozi 3-bets, CO calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (13BB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Ozi bets, CO raises, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, Ozi 3-bets, CO calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (25BB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Ozi bets, CO raises, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, Ozi 3-bets, CO calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 37BB
BB lost 4.25 3h 2h 
UTG+1 lost 4.25 Jh Kd 
Ozi bet 4.25 collected 17.70 net 13.45 shows 8d 8c 
CO lost 4.25 9h Kh

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