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[JuntMonkey]

PokerStars Game #7860838183: Tournament #40178539, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/01/10 - 06:35:07 (ET)
Table '40178539 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: bmaximus (3110 in chips)
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (5215 in chips)
Seat 3: martin5024 (2420 in chips)
Seat 8: JuntMonkey (2755 in chips)
bmaximus: posts small blind 50
futuredoc85: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JuntMonkey [Kh Ts]
martin5024: folds
JuntMonkey: calls 100
bmaximus: calls 50
futuredoc85: checks
*** FLOP *** [6c Jd Jh]
bmaximus: checks
futuredoc85: checks
JuntMonkey: checks
*** TURN *** [6c Jd Jh] [Kd]
bmaximus: bets 100
futuredoc85: calls 100
JuntMonkey: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [6c Jd Jh Kd] [5h]
bmaximus: bets 100
futuredoc85 said, "zomg raptor button limp!"
futuredoc85: calls 100
JuntMonkey: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bmaximus: shows [4s 6d] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
futuredoc85: shows [Kc Qh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
JuntMonkey: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected 900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 900 | Rake 0
Board [6c Jd Jh Kd 5h]
Seat 1: bmaximus (small blind) showed [4s 6d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (big blind) showed [Kc Qh] and won (900) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: martin5024 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JuntMonkey (button) mucked [Kh Ts]

[JuntMonkey]

dogslayeggs said, "ur a shocking player"
dogslayeggs said, "dont let those raises get to your head"

[Vasquez]

aujoz is a luckbox

[Willem]

Who is needfood at the 27s?
The guy plays every 27 turbo and sits out a lot.

[Finnisher]

I decided I'd finally start going thru my HH's and started from the first ones I played back in July. Some expert plays like first hand open-pushing JJ and stuff. And the worst bubble call I've ever seen. WTF!?!

PokerStars Game #5735177624: Tournament #29024116, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/07/30 - 12:46:52 (ET)
Table '29024116 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: soko20 (4275 in chips)
Seat 4: Finnisher (4085 in chips)
Seat 7: Fat_Tony_VII (4210 in chips)
Seat 9: beasts angel (930 in chips)
soko20: posts the ante 25
Finnisher: posts the ante 25
Fat_Tony_VII: posts the ante 25
beasts angel: posts the ante 25
soko20: posts small blind 200
Finnisher: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Finnisher [Jd Td]
Fat_Tony_VII: folds
beasts angel: folds
soko20: raises 3850 to 4250 and is all-in
Finnisher: calls 3660 and is all-in [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Kibby]

Jesus's Final Fantasy

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1390/jesusrpgid8.gif

[MikeMcQ1]

Hero is me. I think I'll start incorporating this into my regular plays.

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t20 (6 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t1430)
UTG+1 (t2000)
CO (t1370)
Button (t1440)
SB (t1260)
Hero (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls t20, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, SB calls t10, Hero checks

Flop: (t60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t50</font>, UTG calls t50, SB calls t50

Turn: (t210) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
<font color="red">SB bets t80</font>, Hero calls t80, UTG calls t80

River: (t450) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t20</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to t360</font>, <font color="gray">SB folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1350 (All-in)</font>, <font color="gray">UTG folds</font>

[wiggs73]

would have been better if you min-re-raised him but that's still pretty funny

[She]

I'm finding that alot the stakes I play, they are willing to put in everything but their last chip.

[Davey]

PokerStars Game #7864704410: Tournament #40194405, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/01/10 - 14:20:59 (ET)
Table '40194405 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: jyouma (8020 in chips)
Seat 3: davey0725 (5480 in chips)
jyouma: posts the ante 25
davey0725: posts the ante 25
davey0725: posts small blind 200
jyouma: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to davey0725 [9s 9h]
davey0725: raises 5055 to 5455 and is all-in
jyouma: calls 5055
*** FLOP *** [Ah Ac Kc]
*** TURN *** [Ah Ac Kc] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Ac Kc Qc] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jyouma: shows [7d 4h] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
davey0725: shows [9s 9h] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
davey0725 collected 10960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10960 | Rake 0
Board [Ah Ac Kc Qc 4d]
Seat 2: jyouma (big blind) showed [7d 4h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 3: davey0725 (button) (small blind) showed [9s 9h] and won (10960) with two pair, Aces and Nines


I would have been pretty disappointed if I couldnt beat this guy. Now only if I was up on the month.