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Old 12-21-2006, 03:28 PM
DeezNuts DeezNuts is offline
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

This story did not deliver on its title's promise.

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Old 12-21-2006, 03:38 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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WTF???!!

Why is Chantel's name being dragged through the mud. Chantel is nothing like Brandi. Chantel is the sweetest person I know; yes, she is a sarcastic flirt. Ed, if you didn't get the humorous nature of her dog comments then you should have just kept your remarks to yourself. Let me repeat: Chantel is nothing like Brandi. For one thing, Chantel is an excellent player, one of the best shorthanded holdem players (and she has only been playing for about two years). For another, she is absolutely not a hustler. If she were, she would have had a bitter legal fight with her ex. Instead, she chose a simple divorce and I've seen the legal papers.

Why are all these internet dorks so obsessed with Chantel?
For most of them, it is because they are pathetic losers who need to get a life.

Let me relate a story during the 5 Diamond tournament. Chantel was playing 100-200 holdem at the Bellagio and talking trash as usual. Well, a wealthy business executive challenged her to play a headsup match for $50,000. She came and told me of the impending match and I instantly asked if I could take 50%. She agreed and I felt like I had just won $25000. Unfortunately, the executive turned out to be all talk and backed out after playing with her in the 100-200 game. I was crushed when I heard the news as I truly feel Chantel had no chance of losing.
The only reason Chantel is the subject of smears and slanders is because she is a beautiful, 22-year-old girl; if she were a guy no one would talk all this [censored] about her.
We have had many financial transactions (swaps) and I have benefited greatly (and I don't mean sexually).

I mostly dont care and laugh off all of this talk about her and some of the other people that get trashed on. But this was one of the most ridiculous stories i have read and I am in shock at who wrote it. I would think being the age that this person is he would be more matture and have better judgement to write such a ridiculous story and waste their time. I am sure your roomate left out some of the reasons why chantel has been to your house and has not been so honest some financial information. I am not going into details because I am not a loser and I dont care about other peoples business.
I have known Chantel for two years and yes she is a huge flirt with innocent intentions, and one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. And you cant take her trash talk too seriously. As of the Neverwin part Chantel and Neverwins business should be kept personal and she has never trash talked him to me. She has actually said nothing but good things while they were going through difficult times and believe me if she was going to bash on hm she would definately tell me which would be none of my business let alone any of anyone elses.

I am really disappointed about this post in particular.

James Van Alstyne

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Can we get an over/under on days/weeks/months before JVA is here telling a sobstory about how Chantel took his money, [censored] his dog and how he'll never trust anyone ever again?

It just shows to go ya, success in poker definitely DOES NOT make you a smart or even sensible person. Punani goggles will [censored] your [censored] up every time.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

Am I the only one who thinks Chantel is very mediocre (at least in the pic posted above)? Her jaw/face is huge, she looks like aba w/ makeup.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:39 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

is there wth some goofy looking fat kid with a mop top who claims to be some super high limit player

madcaddy in da house. god i wish this guy would get on fulltilt already. maybe he's already there. info anyone?
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:51 PM
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Am I the only one who thinks Chantel is very mediocre (at least in the pic posted above)? Her jaw/face is huge, she looks like aba w/ makeup.

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she looks like one of them girls that no other girl would wanna fight. i wonder how many people in this thread she could knock out.
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Old 12-21-2006, 06:11 PM
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Pics of MadCaddy pls?

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take off a little meat under the chin....hmmmmm nah, just leave it.

After my photo shoot I went over to a friend's house, a young professional poker player/sportsbettor by the name of Michael Mckenna, although in the poker world he is better known as madcaddy. For being so young (I think 21 or 22) he really has a lot of gamble in him! I sweated some games with him and he had six figures down on one of the games and many other big bets as well. Wednesday was unlucky for him, he had bet a lot of underdogs and in three games he went 0-3 with his teams not covering by a combined four pounts... OUCH! It was painful for me just to sweat it. Fortunately some of my good luck rubbed off on him and he won several of his last bets to not get brutalized tooo badly on the day. I really am absolutely amazed at how much he bets, and even more so after I found out that he has never even been to a live NBA or NFL game despite routinely putting down six figures on a single game! Does anybody else find that a little crazy?

I am heading downstairs to see if I can maybe round up a little live action... although I'll probably end up just chatting with buddies that I don't get to see nearly enough.

Peace and I'll holla at ya all soon,

Thunder Keller
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Old 12-21-2006, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

a) who cares about the OP? this is like middle school drama at best
b) Chantel has always been very nice to me and seems like a stand-up girl, but everybody I know who's dealt with her extensively says otherwise. Don't know how much of that is people acting based on bad personal feelings that result from non-shady Chantel encounters, but just thought I should mention that my read on Chantel has always been that she's a nice enough girl who's not particularly great at limit.
c) I never have and never will entertain the thought of giving her money, and she has never asked, so don't take my semi-defense of her character as evidence of my rank-sucker status.
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:12 PM
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Pics of MadCaddy pls?

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take off a little meat under the chin....hmmmmm nah, just leave it.

After my photo shoot I went over to a friend's house, a young professional poker player/sportsbettor by the name of Michael Mckenna, although in the poker world he is better known as madcaddy. For being so young (I think 21 or 22) he really has a lot of gamble in him! I sweated some games with him and he had six figures down on one of the games and many other big bets as well. Wednesday was unlucky for him, he had bet a lot of underdogs and in three games he went 0-3 with his teams not covering by a combined four pounts... OUCH! It was painful for me just to sweat it. Fortunately some of my good luck rubbed off on him and he won several of his last bets to not get brutalized tooo badly on the day. I really am absolutely amazed at how much he bets, and even more so after I found out that he has never even been to a live NBA or NFL game despite routinely putting down six figures on a single game! Does anybody else find that a little crazy?

I am heading downstairs to see if I can maybe round up a little live action... although I'll probably end up just chatting with buddies that I don't get to see nearly enough.

Peace and I'll holla at ya all soon,

Thunder Keller

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His name is Peter Griffin?!?!!?

Real life Peter Griffin from Family Guy anyone?

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Old 12-21-2006, 07:38 PM
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She is ugmo,though.......


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Old 12-21-2006, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)......

For a hot female poker player this story = standard
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