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Old 12-21-2006, 09:57 AM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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Damn Ed I'm missing out bro! [image][/image]

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Please tell me this means what I think it means...

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chantiilt=chantel? Just wishful thinking...the other thread is dead and I've got no work to do today...


Please Father Xmas, I've been a good boy all year...

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I live in deep rural england, whos in the pick and what is their relation to the drama shpere?
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:04 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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Damn Ed I'm missing out bro! [image][/image]

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Please tell me this means what I think it means...

GOGOGOGOGODRAMABOMB

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chantiilt=chantel? Just wishful thinking...the other thread is dead and I've got no work to do today...


Please Father Xmas, I've been a good boy all year...

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I live in deep rural england, whos in the pick and what is their relation to the drama shpere?

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That pic is the OP. It seems like the poster with 1 post is ridiculing the way he looks or something. I am still crossing my fingers that this will be a huge trainwreck and that chantel herself will fly in and start making wild accusations and offering to mudwrestle Brandi HU4Rolos.

If you need any more help with gossip-mongering or using your computer (hint: your mouse may have two buttons) you'll have to transfer me $ on stars which i could rilly use bcuz i am down to 43$ and some Manwiches.

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Old 12-21-2006, 10:09 AM
The once and future king The once and future king is offline
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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you'll have to transfer me $ on stars which i could rilly use bcuz i am down to 43$ and some Manwiches.

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I could send you a toaster, the rest depends on whether you are a dlp ot potb kinda guy.
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:12 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

from chantel on nwp re the story from dustin sitar (her ex):

"All i have to say to that story is FORUM TILT and " All the money I lost was to NW playing heads up" YOU GOT PUNKED. By the way you shouldnt hit girl"
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:28 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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Man, if we weren't so burned out from the Brandi / Mark / Captain Tom dramabomb, the impending development of a Chantel / JVA / Bolivia, Neverwin, Dan Druff, whoever else, what have you dramabomb would be awesome.

As it is, I don't think we can sustain two dramabombs. Alas, alas. I wish I could think of an appropriate metaphor to describe this thread.

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Its kind of like, a beautiful woman that you've had a crush on for years comes over late at night. She lets it be known that she wants you bad, and you can do anything your heart and wang desire. You go to town on her all night long, to the point of absolute exhaustion. She kisses you and leaves, and then 5 minutes later there is a knock on your door...From another beautiful woman that you've had a crush on for years, letting it be known that she wants you bad, and you can do anything your heart and wang desire. Sure, you're still gonna go through the motions, but you sure do wish the timing was better...
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:31 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

I'm not sure how Dan Druff is being lumped in with all these crazy folks. Both her and on NWP he seems like the most lucid dude in the whole clusterwhatever.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:17 AM
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I'm not sure how Dan Druff is being lumped in with all these crazy folks. Both her and on NWP he seems like the most lucid dude in the whole clusterwhatever.

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But he's a player in this drama, baby! He's on the INSIDE!
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:58 AM
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For one thing, Chantel is an excellent player, one of the best shorthanded holdem players



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i am not going to go into details, but i find this statement hilarious.

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Yeah, I can say from playing with her personally she isn't too good.

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some goofy looking fat kid with a mop top who claims to be some super high limit player

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This would be MadCaddy - he isn't lying but surprised he said that.

-DeathDonkey
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:09 PM
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For one thing, Chantel is an excellent player, one of the best shorthanded holdem players



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i am not going to go into details, but i find this statement hilarious.

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Yeah, I can say from playing with her personally she isn't too good.

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chantal paid the downpayment on my condo over three sessions. i should really thank her for that...
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

Quick story:

I was dating this asian chick one time. She was a college student, into lots of kinky stuff it turns out. I didn't know this at the time or it would have made more sense...

We are going to bed one night and my lab follows us into the bedroom as always. My dog adores me to no end. She has separation anxiety, and when people come over to hang out, my dog will literally sit near us and just stare up at me the whole time. I'm used to it, but other people either think it's incredibly cute or are a little freaked out. Anyway, as we're going to bed that night, this girl looks at my dog and goes "Do you ever just want to f*** her?" I'm all WTF?... We laugh it off and go to sleep.

This was years ago and after we quit dating, I heard some kinky [censored] about her from some of her friends that made me think she might have really been 'throwing me a bone' that night.
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