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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:46 PM
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It's doubtful someone like Brandi could orchestrate such an elaborate chip dumping scheme involving multiple partners. Plus she lost with AA/KK and tons of other crap.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:47 PM
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*** FLOP *** [6c 3d 4s]
newhizzle: bets $50
puranata: calls $50
sassy69xxx: raises $50 to $100
hibban: calls $100
newhizzle: raises $50 to $150
puranata: calls $100
sassy69xxx: raises $50 to $200
hibban said, "i will report u"
hibban: folds
newhizzle: raises $347.75 to $547.75 and is all-in
hibban said, "cheeters"
puranata: calls $397.75
sassy69xxx: calls $347.75
*** TURN *** [6c 3d 4s] [7c]
puranata: bets $360.75 and is all-in
sassy69xxx: calls $253.15 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6c 3d 4s 7c] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
puranata: shows [4h 4d] (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
sassy69xxx: mucks hand
puranata collected $506.30 from side pot
newhizzle: mucks hand

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I noticed that. Coincidence? Odd, for sure...
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:47 PM
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I refuse to believe that ANYBODY could be THAT bad at poker. It looks like she was deliberately busting his account.

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FO RL YO? YA THINK?

THIS IS A CON! SHE DELIBERATELY CHIP DUMPED AND GOT THE WINNINGS BACK!

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Somewhere in a yacht off the coast of South America Brandi is at Twin Caracas' side, who is laughing and lighting cigars paid for by Mark Newhouse.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:48 PM
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I refuse to believe that ANYBODY could be THAT bad at poker. It looks like she was deliberately busting his account.

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MTT donks fuel the high stakes cash games
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:48 PM
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DEAR [censored] GOD @ THE 57D HAND. I cannot believe this stupid wench went nuts on his account. Just imagine this stupid [censored] bitch losing his hard earned money all the while giggling and texting him about how much she was up.

I changed the PW I want to it to be a surprise WOW YOU COLD BITCH.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:49 PM
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I refuse to believe that ANYBODY could be THAT bad at poker. It looks like she was deliberately busting his account.

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MTT donks fuel the high stakes cash games

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QFT.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:49 PM
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26.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395599899: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:44:28 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bvdahl ($497 in chips)
Seat 2: Carp Carl ($936.75 in chips)
Seat 3: WrongButton ($990 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($2501.25 in chips)
Seat 5: hibban ($871.75 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1047 in chips)
WrongButton: posts small blind $5
p3achy_keen: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [5s Js]
hibban: folds
newhizzle: calls $10
bvdahl: raises $40 to $50
Carp Carl: folds
WrongButton: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
newhizzle: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [6h Jc Qc]
newhizzle: bets $40
bvdahl: raises $100 to $140
newhizzle: calls $100
*** TURN *** [6h Jc Qc] [6d]
p3achy_keen said, "cya dude"
newhizzle: checks
bvdahl: bets $307 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $307
*** RIVER *** [6h Jc Qc 6d] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [5s Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
bvdahl: shows [Kh Qh] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
bvdahl collected $1006 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1009 | Rake $3
Board [6h Jc Qc 6d 3c]
Seat 1: bvdahl showed [Kh Qh] and won ($1006) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: Carp Carl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WrongButton (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle showed [5s Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes

27.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396484265: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 11:10:28 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LittleZen ($1970 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($4297 in chips)
Seat 4: bet2win ($3742.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($7336.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1624.50 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $10
LittleZen: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Jh Kd]
Keesbussum: raises $57 to $77
bet2win: folds
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: calls $67
LittleZen: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 4d Ad]
newhizzle: checks
Keesbussum: bets $110
newhizzle: calls $110
*** TURN *** [9h 4d Ad] [7d]
newhizzle: checks
Keesbussum: bets $310
newhizzle: calls $310
*** RIVER *** [9h 4d Ad 7d] [7s]
newhizzle: checks
Keesbussum: bets $800
newhizzle: folds
Keesbussum collected $1012 from pot
Keesbussum: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1014 | Rake $2
Board [9h 4d Ad 7d 7s]
Seat 1: LittleZen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Keesbussum collected ($1012)
Seat 4: bet2win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle (small blind) folded on the River

28.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395421101: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:07:10 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Shifty1768 ($971.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Carp Carl ($491 in chips)
Seat 3: sturutter23 ($698.75 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($2105 in chips)
Seat 5: hibban ($855 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($866.75 in chips)
Shifty1768: posts small blind $5
Carp Carl: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [6s Ah]
sturutter23: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
hibban: folds
newhizzle: calls $10
Shifty1768: folds
Carp Carl: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh Tc Qc]
Carp Carl: checks
newhizzle: bets $10
Carp Carl: calls $10
*** TURN *** [Kh Tc Qc] [Qs]
Carp Carl: checks
newhizzle: bets $40
Carp Carl: calls $40
*** RIVER *** [Kh Tc Qc Qs] [4d]
Carp Carl: checks
newhizzle: bets $806.75 and is all-in
Carp Carl: calls $431 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [6s Ah] (a pair of Queens)
Carp Carl: shows [Ks 5s] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Carp Carl collected $984 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $987 | Rake $3
Board [Kh Tc Qc Qs 4d]
Seat 1: Shifty1768 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Carp Carl (big blind) showed [Ks 5s] and won ($984) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 3: sturutter23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle (button) showed [6s Ah] and lost with a pair of Queens

29.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395092737: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 06:46:57 (ET)
Table 'Klet' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: PoorUser ($925 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1582.05 in chips)
Seat 7: tralaira ($3351.95 in chips)
Seat 8: p3achy_keen ($1143 in chips)
Seat 9: ICEKK ($1920.50 in chips)
ICEKK: posts small blind $5
PoorUser: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Kh Kc]
newhizzle: raises $20 to $30
tralaira: calls $30
p3achy_keen: folds
ICEKK: folds
spilly1000 joins the table at seat #5
PoorUser: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Ac 4d]
newhizzle: checks
tralaira: bets $50
newhizzle: calls $50
*** TURN *** [5s Ac 4d] [6h]
ICEKK leaves the table
newhizzle: checks
tralaira: bets $110
newhizzle: calls $110
*** RIVER *** [5s Ac 4d 6h] [3c]
newhizzle: checks
tralaira: bets $300
newhizzle: calls $300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tralaira: shows [Ad 7d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
newhizzle: mucks hand
tralaira collected $993 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $995 | Rake $2
Board [5s Ac 4d 6h 3c]
Seat 3: PoorUser (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle mucked [Kh Kc]
Seat 7: tralaira showed [Ad 7d] and won ($993) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 8: p3achy_keen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ICEKK (small blind) folded before Flop

30.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395652816: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:54:51 (ET)
Table 'Centaurus IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($700.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Regener8 ($450 in chips)
Seat 3: hibban ($286.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Mac4460 ($2755.25 in chips)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen ($1000 in chips)
Seat 6: GayBird42 ($2983.25 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $5
Regener8: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Ad Jd]
hibban: folds
Mac4460: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
GayBird42: raises $20 to $30
newhizzle: raises $20 to $50
Regener8: raises $70 to $120
GayBird42: folds
newhizzle: raises $580.50 to $700.50 and is all-in
Regener8: calls $330 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6d 3c 7d]
*** TURN *** [6d 3c 7d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [6d 3c 7d Kh] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Ad Jd] (high card Ace)
Regener8: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Regener8 collected $927 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $930 | Rake $3
Board [6d 3c 7d Kh Ts]
Seat 1: newhizzle (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: Regener8 (big blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($927) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mac4460 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GayBird42 (button) folded before Flop
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:49 PM
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Guys,

IT should be painfully obvious that any post that includes a picture of a penis is getting nuked. Here on out- that'll include a suspension for the poster as well.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:50 PM
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I think Im done with hhs, every single hand I look it is played comically, I fear that there are just too many terribly played hands and I dont have time sorry.
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:50 PM
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lol

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*** FLOP *** [7s 6s 7c]
outdrewsyou: bets $50
newhizzle: raises $50 to $100
outdrewsyou: calls $50
*** TURN *** [7s 6s 7c] [Jd]
outdrewsyou: checks
newhizzle: bets $40
outdrewsyou: raises $140 to $180
newhizzle: calls $140


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