Some of my least favorite things

kipin · #1 12-13-2006, 07:39 PM

Seeing as I am a huge skeptic, I figured posting a corollary to TxRedMan's "Some of my favorite things" post would be appropriate.

1. I hate flying. I hate it mostly because of my size. I am self conscious of how big I am, and there is nothing I can do about it. I try my best to fit inside my seat, but having a naturally large frame just isn't something that goes well with flying. Every time I fly I feel like I am dying.

2. I hate self-obsessed girls. You know what I'm talking about. The chicks who love the sound of their voice. They seem to know nothing about the world, don't care about politics and enjoy living in their fantasy materialistic world. The world has real problems, not being able to afford the latest Coach purse isn't one of them.

3. I hate traffic. I can't stand it. Nothing frustrates me more than sitting in a line of cars waiting to move 10 feet. Same goes for waiting in line at a store. I hate waiting. Maybe I just have a patience problem. It's definitely something I think about, and want to improve about myself but I find myself getting caught up in the moment and losing patience.

Skeptics of the world feel free to add what you dislike.

Oh and I know making this post will solve nothing of importance to the world, but venting is fun sometimes. Plus I think it could be interesting to see what other people despise.

milesdyson · #2 12-13-2006, 07:44 PM

over-ripe bananas

kipin · #3 12-13-2006, 07:48 PM

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Good one.

A slightly green banana is a good banana.

miajag · #4 12-13-2006, 07:51 PM

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3. I hate traffic. I can't stand it. Nothing frustrates me more than sitting in a line of cars waiting to move 10 feet. Same goes for waiting in line at a store. I hate waiting. Maybe I just have a patience problem. It's definitely something I think about, and want to improve about myself but I find myself getting caught up in the moment and losing patience.

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Slight threadjack:
I'm driving home from school today down a four-lane major street in a semi-residential area. I am in the left lane, and slightly ahead of me in the right lane is another car. We are both going 35-40 mph. He is far enough ahead of me that he could easily move into my lane without any nuisance to me at all. I notice up ahead, there are a bunch of cars parked on the street in the right lane. Given how far ahead of me the other guy is, I expect him to change lanes but he doesn't, so I figure he's turning or something. Instead, he waits until the last possible second before hitting the parked cars, slams on brakes, and swerves into my lane, forcing me to slam on brakes. I lay on the horn for a couple seconds, and he flips me off. Noting that I don't have any hand grenades or automatic weapons with me, what's my play?

skunkworks · #5 12-13-2006, 07:55 PM

Being color blind. It means I have trouble differentiating between green (underripe) and yellow (perfect) bananas. Nothing's worse than trying to peel a banana and hearing the sound that a green banana peel makes as it refuses to budge.

Dominic · #6 12-13-2006, 08:08 PM

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3. I hate traffic. I can't stand it. Nothing frustrates me more than sitting in a line of cars waiting to move 10 feet. Same goes for waiting in line at a store. I hate waiting. Maybe I just have a patience problem. It's definitely something I think about, and want to improve about myself but I find myself getting caught up in the moment and losing patience.

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wow, it sounds like you're describing me. I'm very impatient. I stand by the microwave yelling at it to hurry up.

Stuey · #7 12-13-2006, 08:16 PM

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Being color blind. It means I have trouble differentiating between green (underripe) and yellow (perfect) bananas. Nothing's worse than trying to peel a banana and hearing the sound that a green banana peel makes as it refuses to budge.

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I am now color blind and will be getting chicks to pick my fruit. thx What other colors do I have trouble with??

lippy · #8 12-13-2006, 08:20 PM

Mine:

1) People who go down the stairs (and are in fine physical condition) really slow. It seems like it takes MORE effort to go slow to me.

2) Cashiers that get confused when I give them $17 for a $6.54 bill.

3) People that are always looking around at everyone at the gym. I don't really mind it, but for a lot of people working out may be a big step for them... getting stared at my make it a negative experience.

4) People who won't help someone when it is only a minor inconvenience to them.

killsadie · #9 12-13-2006, 08:22 PM

1) People who let doors slam.

stinkypete · #10 12-13-2006, 08:22 PM

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over-ripe bananas

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Good one.

A slightly green banana is a good banana.

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a few spots of brown >>>> slightly green